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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter9-Apr-14 10:05
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GeneralHow not to do transaction processing Pin
Rob Grainger9-Apr-14 6:12
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Duncan Edwards Jones9-Apr-14 7:13
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Rob Grainger10-Apr-14 4:12
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Guild of Master Underground Programmers (GUMP)

They're actually part of small group (paid for by a hidden tax in you pay) that goes out to deliberately code to make large amounts of guaranteed employment for other coders.

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