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I bought myself a new phone. It arrived yesterday and I noticed on the box that it was made in Malaysia.
I put it into flight mode and haven't been able to find it since!!
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It had already become very hard to disappear without a trace. Don't make jokes about the only hope for those who need to avoid having to answer someone's uncomfortable questions.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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Meh... it's the Australian way!!
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Maybe, it was also abducted by aliens? 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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I used the gps locator on it and found it was in Diego Garcia!!
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Glad the gps isn't malfunctioning. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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He is the Centre Forward for Napoli isn't he?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Though the joke is amusing, it will surely hurt the sentiments of people who have not been able to trace their relatives.. 
So please exercise caution..
.:>GSN<:.
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Hopefully none of those people are on any kind of social media then... this is tame compared to some of the jokes I've seen out there!!
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I agree.. 
.:>GSN<:.
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I thought it was worth an up vote because it was missing a few votes
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Someone put the upvotes into flight mode...
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And another one 
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Mohamad M. Mohamad wrote: Where it was last seen?
This joke?
On Twitter a couple of weeks ago.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Some of them really beautiful...
I remember those moving libraries we had inside old buses, when I was a child 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: I remember those moving libraries we had inside old buses, when I was a child
We still have mobile libraries like this. It's a great service I wish more people would use.
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With all the TV and internet around it's much harder to make youngsters to sit down and read - we were reading at book/day speed at least...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: we were reading at book/day speed at least
We, too, had very short books.
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those were the days
here is spot
see spot run
.. next book please
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Were still having the bookbuses here, they're great for retirement homes and schools, but as architectural creations they're a bit meh.
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I was expecting a list of .dll 
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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 I honestly didn't even think about that.
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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
modified 2-Apr-14 12:58pm.
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