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Booooooooooooooo!!!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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not completely correct anyway 
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Rambo III
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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300
Is this the movie with a hit song "All Izz Well"?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Se7en
William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the f***er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
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I suspect advertising a webinar for a commercial product without clearing it with the hamsters may be frowned upon!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Wyoming for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does
Along with Antimatter and Dark Matter they've discovered the existence of Doesn't Matter which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever!
Rich Tennant 5th Wave
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So it comes out of there @$$  And put it back in there mouth 
Is the barber still alive or got shoot by the cowboy?
modified 19-Mar-14 9:27am.
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Seems I have heard this several a few times before...here.
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Ok, I am going to state the rules first. Please, only response if you have a link to actual peer reviewed research. Anecdotal comments, references from this agency said, and other informal sources not allowed ( but I bet I get them anyway)
Any one have a link to research suggesting the amount of bacteria on your hands before entering the restroom and after and various combinations of utilization (ie #1 + wash, #1 no wash, #2+wash, #2+no wash, #3)
My Google fu only yieled results that linked anecdotal evidence and not a single piece of scholarly research on the subject.
I am not debating that washing hands is not good, and I concede that public policy of asking people to wash after use is good since more hand washing with non-anti bactieral soap is good [This assumes proper technique and drying hands of course] but is their any research that proves a definitive hygienic link pre bathroom vs post.
Ie, Do your hands contain statistically significant differences of germs and other bacteria. (Not just "run the risk" which is anecdotal since I know that e. coli and other sort of bacteria can exist)
Well?
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I know this is specific to ladies restrooms, but is this[^] the type of scientific research you're after?
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Yeah!, Kind of, really wanted to see Wash vs Not wash but if you look at the chart on the table, it doesn't matter since the sinks were 63% positive, Door 35 and handle 50% positive! Hah!.
Would like to see before vs after.
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Not completely relevant, but Mythbusters did some work on the effectiveness of hand drying you might find useful: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2013_season)[^] - episode 200.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've always figured my willy is cleaner than my hands - so I should be washing it after visiting what the Americans refer to as a bathroom for some reason.
but I stopped doing that after being thrown out of a shopping centre after using the Dyson Hand Dryer "inappropriately"
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I work on a similar theory with towels.
They should never need washing: when I get out of the shower I'm the cleanest thing in the house; towels should get cleaner by contact with me... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've been trying to convince my wife of this theory for years! 
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: I've always figured my willy is cleaner than my hands
This is a common misconception.
The truth is that your, ahem, willy is covered by potentially disease causing bacteria due to its proximity to your No.2.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I bow to your superior knowledge on the subject of penile-anal proximity 
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Thanks, I think...
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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So, the Dyson is a hand dryer. That explains the mess I did.
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Isn't this the reason that public bathrooms (e.g., at the cinema) commonly no longer have doors? So that after you wash your hands you don't need to touch anything another user has touched?
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The stalls have doors, obviously! But most places don't have a door to the toilet area itself, just a long twisted corridor.
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Not in my neck of the woods, they don't. Doors on most entrances as well as cubicles.
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