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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Except the Cubs, they can go stick their collective heads in a pig.
Did I mention I stayed with a committed Sox family?
Yes, the Scrubs and Sox are indeed mutually exclusive. I hadn't thought of The Fridge in many moons, I wonder what he's up to, probably 5 or 6 hundred pounds I'd imagine. 
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and the last place they will look is the source airport.
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I don't think everyone has got your meaning so
Everything is always in the last place (it may also be the first place) you look unless you are daft enough to keep looking once you have found it 
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Nah - it's DOS: they need to try F3...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I find that the quickest way to find something is to ask the wife where she put it... 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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only if its a shopping list
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Well, you can be happy you don't have a wife like mine then. She goes around moving EVERYTHING from the smallest item to the largest piece of furniture and even the paintings on the wall - with regular (short) intervals. Not for any particular reason, just because she feels that something ought to be rearranged.
Me, I like continuity in my life, and I like to know where things are. But every time I think I do, I come home to find that she has had one of her rearranging frenzies, and then I can start go searching for stuff again every time I need something... 
If it ain't broken, don't fix it! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I like to have tools handy so for instance I have several pairs of scissors scattered around the house so we have a pair available, more or less, in each room. In the kitchen it is in a particular drawer, and similarly in the living room, etc.
However, when I come to try and find some scissors, I find that they are all in a large pencil box on a shelf in the dining room. My amazingly wonderful wife (no sarcasm, she really is) has watched a TV program on organising where they said keep all like items together - so she gathered all the carefully placed pairs of scissors and put them neatly, carefully and oh so well organised, in a single location (failing to mention this to me so I spend hours looking for scissors and wondering where they all went). This also makes her ask me, "Why do we need twelve pairs of scissors?".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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LOL
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Well, you can be happy you don't have a wife like mine then.
Apparently, I do with regard to moving things around.
Johnny J. wrote: She goes around moving EVERYTHING from the smallest item to the largest piece of furniture and even the paintings on the wall - with regular (short) intervals.
Ditto. I once was asked to move the refrigerator to the other side of the kitchen. Mind you the refrigerator lives in a space specially designed so that it is out of the way but close to a counter top so you can take things out and work with them right there.
The other side of the room has no counters and the refrigerator will be sticking out into the room. I tried to tell her that but what do I know?
As you may imagine once I get the refrigerator to the other side of the room she says it is sticking out into the room too much.
So I dutifully moved it back to the specifically built alcove where it has resided since we built the house 12 years ago. Me and the refrigerator were happy, but I think she eyes it from time to time and tries to figure out where to move it. 
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That's odd, because when Herself can't find something of hers she asks where I have put it...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Of course - rather than admit she can't remember where she put it, it's better to blame you for the disappearance... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yep - I'm wrong again!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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devenv.exe wrote: Can't they just press Ctrl + F in Visual studio?
How is that even funny? Its just pathetic. Completely lacking in humour, as well as of questionable taste.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: Its just pathetic. Completely lacking in humour, as well as of questionable taste.
How is that even funny?
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Saturated fat 'ISN'T bad for your heart'[^]
The original study, I forget who by, eliminated two outliers in its data set in order to show a nice linear correlation between dietary fat and heart disease, and went on to form govt policy for decades. Of course as an idea it was simple, and acceptable, and thus swallowed all the more easily.
I wonder what other corrupted science with a simplistic message has gone on to form govt policy for decades....
modified 18-Mar-14 7:21am.
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Erudite_Eric wrote: hear disease
Whats hear disease is that when I can't hear things?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Eh? Whassat? Type up young man - I just had toast!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW OLD MAN?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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TWENTY FIVE PAST ELEVEN!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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in a bucket?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Flowers as well, how kind.
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