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Check your credit card statement - it's the one marked "personal services".
Either that, or you signed up for a Premium account on Workspaces[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Either that, or you signed up for a Premium account on Workspaces[^]
You don't know me very well Griff, I NEVER, EVER sign up for ANYTHING (Except if there is free beer involved) - No good has ever come of volunteering for anything... Only a lot of unnecessary work and grief 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You signed up for CodeProject - and I certainly didn't get any free beer when I joined!
(I'd have loads of sock puppets if you did!)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Didn't you? Chris kept me pished for a week when I signed up. ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Yet again, you've proved that too much gin takes away the ability to distinguish your credit card from that of others.
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I didn't think there was enough in Canadia to keep you pished for a week!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Reminds me of a party the sales team organised for themselves many years ago in SA at a form i worked for. They had their meal and lots of booze and then came back to the office late Friday and started to work their way through the booze in our office pub. The word got around (Monday morning) that as the evening wound down and some of their team made their way home, the ones remaining phoned for some escorts to come to the company; paid for on a company credit card. The MD went ballistic (possibly because he wasn't there himself) and he threw the book at the sales manager. when the credit card statement arrived, it showed the escorts listed under the category MEAT. The sales manager was forced to refund the money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Hi Mr J.
Me and my colleagues have been trying to contact you regarding the non-payment of your Codeproject Premium Membership. Please can you contact me immediately with arrangements to pay the outstanding amount.
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Don't impersonate the staff! We all know that Sean does the debt collecting duties over at CP Towers. To date, no debtor has ever fallen behind after a greased up visit from the Man who put the 'Man' into 'Mankini'.
Not to mention what he'll do to you with his tassels...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: the Man who put the 'Man' into 'Mankini'
And don't we MVP's wish he wouldn't... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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If you stopped trying so hard, then you wouldn't keep getting the visits. You have no one to blame but yourself.
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DEAR MR.
We do so want you to us give your banked details so we must validating your account. Soon as complete this most mandatory requirement (required by laws) we will touch you in course due to arranged a small transaction to helping us process your payment. We needing a small fee from you and we will then you send a mostly special voucher to help pay for your first yeared membership.
Yours most admirably and repecting.
DR EZER ONEST-GEEZER, BANK OF MONACO.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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We held a vote whilst you weren't here and almost all of us decided that you were a premium member.
Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The main problem here is that MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: MEMBER is a euphemism for PENIS.
Probably... Hard to grasp, right? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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chriselst wrote: Some even suggested the premier member, but personally I think that is a little over the top.
I'm not so sure that it would be over the top actually. Every time I look at my reflection in the mirror, I have to try my hardest not to burst out in song[^]. I don't have the talent of Barbra, you see... I'm more like Ryan O'Neal... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I had you down as closer to this[^]...
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Because your special!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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... with special needs. 
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In your profile you can click on the icon and it explains what is required.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Johnny J. wrote: Why am I suddenly a "premium" member?
Because you are a premium kind of guy.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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Movie Quote Of The Day
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Which movie?
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Is this a Jim Carrey movie?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Don't be silly - why would he make a movie about barbecueing? Gordon Ramsay is a much more likely guess...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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