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Gives new meaning of Snowballs chance in hell...wasn't his time! 
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First, make he's dead.
*BLAM*
Yes, he's dead.
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competing with Undertaker?? 
.:>GSN<:.
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None, it's a hardware problem.
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None, you can do anything in software.
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I can't tell if you agree with yourself or are arguing with yourself.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Leslie Nielsen could tell you!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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None, changing light bulbs was not part of the job description.
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I'll go with 2, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 2 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
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jeron1 wrote: I'll go with 10, 1 to incessantly whine about the lack of light, and 1 who thinks there's 10 possible outcomes, bludgeon the first to shut them up, or change the damn bulb, and they choose the latter.
FTFY
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Of course, what was I thinking!? here have a 101!
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and they choose the ladder... 
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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What about the consultant hired by management in the vain hope that they will figure out a solution while the other two are fighting?
Or doesn't the consultant count as a developer?
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Hold on let me "Google" that... 
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No need; just derive a new one from the old.
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None. They only blackbox test.
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Sorry, you need to include a Change Request for a new bulb build.
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None. They'll just have a contest and give away prizes to the CP member who changes it the fastest and with the most wattage.
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Well he can do it as a freelancer 
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Two, one to complain about it, the other will stand up thank goodness that someone finally dimmed the bright ball overhead.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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Our dearest Auntie Beeb reports[^] that Boeing has made such a phone.
I assume it will based on a self-destructing battery? They have plenty of experience they can call on from their Dreamliner.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Well...I did have one design where the PSU was controlled by a small PIC. The hardware guy did tell me that I had to be careful, as the wrong combination of PIC outputs could effectively switch 400VDC onto the 5V rail.
So I hooked that to the main application software checksum failure... and made it switch after a number of failures 
We did for a while have an Indian distributor who then produced "his own machine" that had a rather high failure rate in the field...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: Boeing makes self-destruct phone.
My wife has an iPhone like that. It just gave up the ghost this evening for no apparent reason. 
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