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A young school boy called his dad during school hours and asked "Dad, can you pick me up?"
Dad: "What happened son?"
Boy: "The teacher pointed at me with a ruler and said 'At the end of the ruler is an idiot'"
Dad: "And then?"
Boy: "Asking 'which end' was obviously not the right thing to do"
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Shameel wrote: not the right thing to do
It was the only thing to do!
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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And, for transgenderite (born male) Karom, who married transgenderite (born female) Ekmaneekan, equally special was the fact their marriage could be recognized as legal in the Land of Smiles: [^]
Although Thai society is relatively tolerant toward same-sex couples, same-sex marriage is not legally sanctioned under the Thai laws. But the marriage of Mr. Karom and Ms. Ekmaneekan was easily registered at Nong Nooch Garden on Thursday, since officials said the lovers retain their birthday statuses as male and female, respectively. A refreshing story compared to the daily ping-pong-bomb/giant-firecracker/grenade/bullets injury/casualty statistics from the streets of Bangkok where the latest installment of the national political psychodrama street-theater is mired in a rather turgid third act with no deus ex machina in sight ... at the cost of great stress, and suffering, for many people, and great damage to the economy.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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BillWoodruff wrote: the daily ping-pong-bomb/giant-firecracker/grenade/bullets injury/casualty statistics from the streets of Bangkok
Might be coming soon to your hometown. I read in the 9 February Bangkok Post supplement (Sunday) a story about discussion of moving Yingluck's government to Chang Mai because of the disruption in Bangkok.
There was even some talk of succession of the North in the article dividing the current country into two independent states.
Could get interesting here in Issan.
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...to report this[^] as spam in S&A...:EvilLaughSmiley:
Pass me a white cat...
Resist, Griff. Resist!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Well someone didn't resist or else the hamsters have been monitoring the Lounge.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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It was a test question set by the Esteemed Mr Maunder: he was checking out a spam filter to remove the indian magic spam moron, and as a result it contained quite a few terms from the spamalanche posts we have been getting - needless to say, the spam filter hadn't grabbed it, which is why I was tempted to report our Lord And Hamster Master for spamming QA! 
I suspect he removed it when testing was complete. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Who can put a curse on spammers?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why don't you try it[^] out yourself?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Because it's a load of old b*ll*cks?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You rang? 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Could you please put a curse on spammers for me?
Nothing too drastic - spammers don't have d**ks so we can't make them drop off - how about 1000 fleas infesting the nether regions? Easy / difficult?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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How about projecting the image of a Mankini wearing Sean permanently into their demented minds? Too much? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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With maybe...just one nipple tassle?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Oh, that I just diabolical. I guess we are not bound by the Geneva Convention here. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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How about
May your ears turn to arse holes and sh*t all over your shoulders.
Another couple come to mind but that is the mildest.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The Aussie curse is:
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Work well in central Sydney, does it?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Do you eat Emus or their eggs? I was just thinking that although your (now very big) chickens had kicked down the kazi you could still be in for a bit of profit.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Recently I have seen a black magic baba who's a recent member and a spammer. I don't know why he landed up here in CP as most of his posts were related to Astrology.
Thanks,
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to this[^] thread.
We still say +5[^] here in the Lounge, something that originated in the old voting system even though +1 would appear more appropriate since it is not possible to give +4 or anything like that anymore.
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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I upvoted this and...
Quote: You voted 5. Rating now 5 (votes: 1)
Appeared. So it is still a +5.
<voice type="Ebeneezer Scrooge"> Bah. dumb bugs </voice>
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+5
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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