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Well done Vilmos!
I turned on the coffee machine, added the ground and started to draw water.
Why, oy why, didn't I wait 5 minutes for the water to heat up... 
speramus in juniperus
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Simple: you were low on caffeine.
I would suggest drinking a cup or two of ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) before attempting complex operations such as this in future.
Oh, wait...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Infinite Loop!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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This morning I put my porridge in the microwave with no milk in it ... 
I'm only glad I made it through the drive into work today unscathed! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I didn't know you could make porridge out of cocoa. 
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You are right, its not even chocolatey, I must change my breakfast to Coco Pops! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I would have expected Krave or something similar.
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This morning, my girlfriend didn't wake me up with coffee...
I woke up late and forgot my cigs
+ I had no coffee!
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I woke up today morning n made myself a cup of coffee...only to hear my missus tellin me that I am havin too much coffee!!!
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Dinesh.V.Kumar wrote: too much coffee
No, no...I don't get it.
I mean, I understand all the individual words, but as a phrase they are just meaningless. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It was just a rant...Herself hates coffee...even if I drink one cup of coffee she feels I am having too much of it..n starts complaining...
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Trade her in on a better model! 
She'll be banning BACON next... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: She'll be banning BACON next...
Take those words back!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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...txen NOCAB gninnab eb ll'ehS
Happy now?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yes as I can't read that bacon has been banned by anyone 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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OriginalGriff wrote: Trade her in on a better model!
ha ha ..but i cant..i will hv 2 live with...u knw....
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Did you dream of him [^] last night, or wake up muttering: "extra crispy" ?
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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"A Billabong where one can see a fox bowl a Kentucky Colonel."(5,4)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Mmm, tricky, Harland David Sanders involved?
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Yesterday's answer was?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Foresees
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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...block that asswipe's IP? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Do we even know he is using just one IP?
If you are on a "normal" ADSL, then resetting the router will drop the line and reconnect with a different IP - most personal ADSL connections don't use a static IP address.
If he is in a cyber cafe or a company, then her is sharing the same IP with potentially hundreds of other people, and banning the IP would ban them as well.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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As far as I was able to see my router receives the same ip from the provider when I reset my router. Other than that what harm would be done if you blocked the IP of a spammer for like 24 hours?
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If we turn down our collective charisma he will soon get bored and drift away.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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