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I guess we should be worried about offending all the Amish people on the Internet, eh? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store. The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it. She replied,"I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the
store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that?"
The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for
each peach."
As the judge was about to drop the gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"
The husband said, "Your Honour, she also stole a can of peas."
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Was she Mrs Nielsen[^] by any chance?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I've got them all... Except 3 down. 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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That one's got me stumped as well. I hoped DD could fill us in.
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INTOXICATRED
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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LOL!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I'll tell you 3 down if you tell me 7 down.
speramus in juniperus
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I've got a cross word for him, too - but I can't tell you without breaking the KSS rule 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I don't know, and I don't care.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Whatever, what are you talking about anyway?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I don't even know anyone who cares.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Huh? Where you saying something? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Over by the water cooler.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I used to care but I don't now and I can't remember why? 
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Who cares?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Yeah, if you can be bothered...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I've felt much better since I gave up caring...
I don't know why I didn't try it sooner.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand – Homer Simpson
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The worst is a little competence, just enough to feel confident.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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