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This is the voice of GOD speaking:
Have you grep'd your code for "ugly hack"?
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I once took over maintenance of a 40,000 line, assembly language program which had only one comment:
"Be prepared with bottle in hand when working on this program."
Bottle didn't help, but I didn't care either.
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Thanks for sharing this one, I had a really good laugh and he who has never used an ugly hack shall throw the first stone...
By the way it reminds me of the old programmer's joke where someone sifts through innumerable lines of very old, very badly written code and the only comment line he ever finds reads:"This is where the tricky part begins"
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to schizophrenia.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Never moon a werewolf.
- Harvey
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Rohypnol
And now I've got you
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Grass is red,
Sh*t! The garden's on fire!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Roses are red,
violets are red,
The bench is red,
The floor is red,
I seem to have cut myself badly,
Help!!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't
MVVM # - I did it My Way
___________________________________________
Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Poetry's hard.
Bacon.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A man as learned as you should know better than that.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am schizophrenic
and so am I.
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These days I'm so tired with the important problem in karaoke.
how can I make scores with singer's voice and the songs.
Eager to hace you answer and help! Thanks a lot!
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Member 10478237 wrote: important problem in karaoke.
I didn't realize there was such a thing.
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You could start with singing lessons. Mind you, it is at least keeping all the cats away from the area. 
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Ain't none of us here singers, I think you took a wrong turn at the Justin Bieber self help clinic?
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Now hold on thar MichaelBobby, my momma used to say my singin was sweeter than a bunch a wallerin hogs on a hot day in Juuly.
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Well shut ma mouf, I didn't knowd thar was a sangr in the crowd.
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I'm purdy good Too, jes last week wislt I was churchin', when I were sangin, everyone started hollerin "Jesus Christ!".
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jeron1 wrote: I'm purdy good Too, jes last week wislt I was churchin', when I were sangin, everyone started hollerin "Jesus Christ!".
Yer a poplar fellar I har yar name everware!
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Ya know I'm thinnin we needs a icone what has three teef jez like me!
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Easy.
You get ten points for winging them, twenty for a chest hit, and fifty for a head shot.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Member 10478237 wrote: These days I'm so tired with the important problem in karaoke.
I take it somebody has opened a late-night bar next to you or something?
Member 10478237 wrote: how can I make scores with singer's voice and the songs.
I don't think you can score with a singers voice. If you ask me, you are objectifiying the singer, you need to see her as a whole person. Perhaps take her out to dinner, buy her some chocolates etc. Though I doubt she'd be too keen if you just wanted to score with her, though it takes all sorts to make up a world I suppose, so you might get lucky.
Member 10478237 wrote: Eager to hac<layer>e you answer and help!
Well, I can't fault your enthusiasm!
Member 10478237 wrote: Thanks a lot!
You are most welcome.
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