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Movie Quote Of The Day
Men use women. They ruin us and when they are finished with us they toss us to the dogs like scraps.
Which movie?
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101 Dalmations
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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Edwina Currie the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?
speramus in juniperus
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The unbelievable ruined Life of Mr. Scrap
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The beautiful queen, the huntsman and the evil vampire witch ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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 good one 
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The Hunter´s Way, Snowblind Edition
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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"Typical measure is throwback to one's man, it makes my blood boil."(8)
Nice and easy to end the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: it makes my blood boil
"Chocolate shortage" ... it doesn't fit, but it simply has to be the answer! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: it makes my blood boil
My princess would agree with you 101%.
You might like to look here[^]. They hand make choccies to order. Princess doesn't like dark chocolate which is what most manufacturers use when they make choccies with ginger, which she loves. Kennedy's make them to order using white chocolate. Not cheap, but she positively drools when she opens the box, smells them, and then, once tasted, it's non-stop until the box is empty.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: it's non-stop until the box is empty.
 I know that feeling! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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This Christmas we had a revelation here at Chez Vilmos. Mrs Wife positively adores Bendicks Chocolate Mint Crisps and has a 2-3 box/week habit, this is Not a Good Thing TM when you consider they come in around the £4 a box mark. Well I bought some Matchmaker Mints, for myself originally as I can't get a look in on the Bendicks, and she took to them like a Heroin Addict to Methadone. Now she's down to less than a box of the hard stuff a week.
speramus in juniperus
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Oohhh! I love Bendicks Bittermints .... scrummy! 
Nagy Vilmos wrote: she took to them like a Heroin Addict to Methad
I've never done that!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Does that mean you'll have to change your username?
Because "DeathByLackOfChocolate" doesn't have the same "ring" to it, and a Stormtrooper lying on the floor could just be asleep... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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"DeathByLackOfChocolate" ... you are frightening me now! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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(tear open envelope, pull out the card), and the winner is........me.
Yup, me (buffoon/plonker/dispstick/wally/wazzock/numpty/...)
I set up an Outlook calendar about two months ago to remind me of our wedding anniversary. Princess beetles off to work and gives me a peck on the cheek and says (affectionately, despite the ghastly error on my part) "Happy anniversary, my love, even if you forgot."
Forgot, I didn't forget, but Outlook did. I switch on my PC and check the calendar and sure enough there's the entry and the reminder for the day before. Why didn't it remind me? I'd set the reminder for the day before on the day it should have reminded me on. I got the email reminder for The Day but for tomorrow! The shame of it all. 
Stupid Outlook! Why didn't it have the sense to think, I'm sure he wants the reminder on the 9th, not the 10th. It's 2014, pooters are meant to be smart and reponsible for ruining running your life.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Ouch!
That's one of the things I hated about one phone - it would sync with outlook, which was good, but when you said "remind me three days before this" to give you time to think - it would do just that. And would remind you at midnight 3 days earlier - which of course wakes you up, wakes Herself up, and then you forget immediately you get back to sleep... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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It's the second time in 24 years I've forgotten. The first was about six years ago. I made a mental note to self to never do so again...gulp!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Forgotten twice and still together for 24 years? She must be a species of a different kind  , Anyway, Happy Anniversary to both of you ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Well I guess Alzheimer's is setting in.
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 That get's me off the hook for next year. What happens next year?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Darn it, I never win anything. 
Septimus Hedgehog wrote: I didn't forget, but Outlook did
Good one. I can use that. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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You're welcome. Glad to have been of help in preventing others from falling over the rocky precipice.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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