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... was make sure her present was under the tree.
I lost it. I lost my wife's bloody stupid b'tard present. Eldest found it after a 45 minute search.
Give it a day or two and my sphincter may recover.
speramus in juniperus
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Are you in the right house?
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Give it a day or two and my sphincter may recover.
Let that be a lesson to you. Avoid shopping in Brighton.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Sharpless 308: Star Bubble[^]
Happy holidays one and all. 
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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And to those of you with loved ones who can't make it home, I wish them all the best.
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merry Christmas to you also
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Pete, CP, All, I wish you all the very best and happiness for Christmas and the new year! CP has done wonders this year and am looking forward to the next  ----- Here, have a pint on me!!! 
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Where Is MY PINT!!!!
Just Kidding Merry Christmas.
David
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In other news, Leslie William Nielson died.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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And the same to you and yours!
speramus in juniperus
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Generally the site is good however...
Unfortunately the description of a Christmas cracker(click on the circle over the UK) is fairly inaccurate:
"When you pull the tabs, the tube bursts with a loud snap! Inside are paper hats, toys and candy to enjoy during Christmas night."
I have never seen any sort of food or candy in a cracker and it omits one of the most important items in the cracker which is a piece of paper with a usually terrible joke written on it.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote: and it omits one of the most important items in the cracker which is a piece of
paper with a usually terrible joke written on it.
What, like This, you mean?
Never trust an atom - they make up everything!
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Happy Christmas to all of my CP fellows, have a blast..! 
Shuvro
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Saw this and just starting laughing because of the first picture of the guy sitting on the sofa.
http://buytopia.ca/deal/6615[^]
Also shows him at his desk. Yeah, that would go over well with the boss! 
-EM
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I see an ad for $40 of food at Chimpo's Resturant for $20. 
I see it now. First time visit takes you to a random ad.
/ravi
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Gotta attach some deely bopper "antennae" to it, though.
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I just get a 'Select Your Closest City' page. 
EDIT: Got it to work. Don't know how.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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This is a great product! I want one for the car, So I can be cozy while driving.
David
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I've had a problem this year with the bookmarks bar "vanishing" from Chrome, and I've assumed it is because Chrome has updated again (it does that so often that I don't notice half the time).
Then suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Chrome "jerk" and a quick look shows the Bookmark bar is gone. Hah! Seen it at last...now, lets just get it back...
...but why hasn't my app built like I asked...by pressing...CTRL+SHIFT+B...for "bookmark" perhaps?
Yep: the VS "Build" key sequence toggles the bookmarks bar in Chrome if I don't look at where I'm sending it.
Wonder how long I've been doing that...all along I assume. 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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 You got a useful present for christmas I see...
Merry Christmas anyway
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I don't really use the bookmarks bar (in FF or Chrome), I use the bookmarks menu (in FF), and I only use Chrome for testing various web pages I am experimenting on and learning with (I hate JavaScript).
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor
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