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Thankfully, no. She was "fixed" after her son was born with a congenital brain problem that runs in her family. He died young, and she decided it wasn't fair to risk it again.
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Sorry 'bout that, but OK, then there can only be one other explanition: You are well and thoroughly "kittenwhipped"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You are not married, are you?  This is perfectly normal behavior. I can't count the number of times I've had to run to the store to pick up something when an odd craving has come over possessed my wife. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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In that case, my answer to Griff from a few minutes ago applies to you as well... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Again, you are not married, are you? 
Your comment is probably accurate, but if you think you will be able to win that battle in the long run, I am afraid you will learn your lesson the hard way, just as most of us have. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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And I still bear the scars...
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Johnny is either not married or will soon not be married, Ho ho ho!
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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SoMad wrote: I can't count the number of times I've had to run to the store to pick up something when an odd craving has come over possessed my wife
Just to find out that she changed cravings while you we're gone.
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Or is fast asleep when I return.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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OriginalGriff wrote: £14
It's about 80 NIS. For only one single pudding it's sound like robbery.
I wouldn't go. She wants - she goes...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: She wants - she goes...
Another single man showing how little you know until after the wedding.
speramus in juniperus
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Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married with 4 children...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: with 4 children...
Does your wife know?
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Should have bought the baked apple, and told her they were all out of the suger plum pudding due to the Christmas rush.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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If she likes Christmas pud you should have made one in November, like the cake.
Lemon puddings are a good pick, we have a lemon whip at dinner (but a traditional pud at lunch as well).
And yeah why are you going out in the rain to buy something you don't even like?
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BobJanova wrote: why are you going out in the rain to buy something you don't even like?
Because I'm married...
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I can't see the connection...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Oh you will, you will...
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We're having two ducks for lunch. The reason being (I do love my wife, but sometimes) everyone wants a leg, but you 'have to have a whole bird' for Christmas.
Cow chains, say I.
speramus in juniperus
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Do you only have one-legged ducks over there? 
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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There will only be the two of us, so I have a turkey breast (her idea again, I wanted venison) vacuum sealed with butter, fresh sage and lemon in the freezer ready to go in the sous vide on the day.
Even just the one breast will last us all damn week!
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Don't! God knows where the spare food will go post Christmas. We're going to be eight [hence two boids] but on the 26th we're orf early going up to Dagobah for three nights R&R.
speramus in juniperus
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There won't be that much left over, when we have duck for the family of 4 (typically Easter) it does 2 or maybe at a push 3 meals. And it will keep three days no problem at all.
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What the heck is M&S? Mutton & Sheeps? Mushy & Sweet?
Poor, kitten-whipped Griff! 
I'm serving a Prime Rib Friday for the office luncheon. I've decided to forego the Yorkshire Pudding, as no one in the office will eat it except me. But I'll be doing up a fresh horseradish sauce even if nobody else wants it, since it wouldn't be right to do without that. Feel free to stop by about noonish, GMT - 0700.
Will Rogers never met me.
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