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Unlike most of the "jokes" posted here, 'tis the first time I've seen this one.
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And me, well done I think.
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Yes. And that's not even Peter Tork's real hat.
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Nicely done. Good imagination to couple everything together 
Ken
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/ravi
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Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
Ah, that had me laughing! And GOOGLE! Excellent acronym. Very well done, sir!
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Hebrew To The People (HTTP).
Good line, no doubt. But ya really gotta like "several saddle bags short of a camel load".
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Gary Huck wrote: But ya really gotta like "several saddle bags short of a camel load".
Absolutely!
Marc
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 I am on my way to the plotter right now so I can hang this above my cube!
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Very 
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+1 Cool! Haven't seen anything as good for ages
Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. T.Jefferson
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Mike Hankey wrote: In ancient Israel
There ain't an ancient Israel, it just came into existence in the late 1940s. Did you mean Ancient Palestine?
modified 18-Dec-13 3:22am.
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Say what now? The Judaic tribes were separated into the kingdoms of Judah and Israel from around 930BCE until Tiglath Pileser eradicated the northern kingdom in around 750BCE. That looks pretty ancient to me!
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Some of those names are a bit contrived and I'm sure it's a repost, but still pretty great!
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Amen to that!
Mike Hankey wrote: drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drum sticks.
But it seems that someone here is confusing the Manger Servicing (MS) Corporation with Abraham's Palestinian Penis Lengthening Enterprise (APPLE).
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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<blockquote class="FQ"><div class="FQA">Mike Hankey wrote:</div>And Dot Com was a homely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. </blockquote>
Er... "Amazon" refers to a small-breasted woman.
Therefore your post is broken, anything past that point makes no sense, and the joke is unfunny.
Now go wallow in frustration that someone didn't like the text you didn't even write yourself. Or something.
"Whereas smaller computer languages have features designed into them, C++ is unusual in having a whole swathe of functionality discovered, like a tract of 19th century Africa."
-- Verity Stob
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/cplusplus_cli/
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Oh dear. Someone got out the wrong bed this morning! If you want to be pedantic about it 'amazon' actually means with one breast missing and derives from the legend that the tribe of fierce and magnificent women were so dedicated to the art of war that they would excise the right breast in order to prevent interference with their fighting/bow hand. No mention is made of the size of the remaining breast but, in any case, the term was never used literally and has always referred to the overall wow factor which is captured perfectly in the overall description ...'Quote: large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg.
A quick survey of Amazons in art (to say nothing of back episodes of Xena) will quickly demonstrate that nobody believes your 'small breasted' theory!!!!
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Mike Hankey wrote: God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything
... I always wondered what Google meant...
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My gf ordered a "Hunter Basket" from http://www.justforguysgiftbaskets.com/[^] for her dad.
So, for all you guys out there, if you're better half is looking for a gift idea this season, here you go.
Marc
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I didn't find a "Hunter Basket" on the site, but there are several hunting themed baskets. All look tasty, but I was hoping for ammo. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: All look tasty, but I was hoping for ammo.
Ah, I forgot to qualify my post just for you to make sure expectations would not be too high!
Marc
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Oh well...
I should shortly have plenty, since after an acquaintance gave me about 200 lbs of brass, I now have a small surplus of cases to reload. About 1000 .45cal, 9000 9mm Para, 1200 .40cal, several 100s of .30-30 and .30-06. If I can find powder and lead enough to fill those, I should be good for a little while.
I wonder if they make a Reloader Basket?
Will Rogers never met me.
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