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Ah but these were government forms and recruitment agency forms.
Frankly, the farmers made a lot more sense
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Smile: There's a simplified form for the Drunk-Hungarian citizenship.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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How dare you! I *AM* the Drunk-Hungarian!
speramus in juniperus
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I *AM* the Drunk-Hungarian!
...and another quote...
Nagy Vilmos wrote: Do not tell anyone I am not Hungarian. It's a huge secret.
So, when you were drunk?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Seriously, dude - how hard could it be?
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I'd have thought the simple approach would have been to scrawl you & wife's name, DOB and address all over the forms, cellotape to a box of whatever it is mad Hungarians drink and hand deliver to the consul chappie, sit back and wait for the passport to arrive. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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Their days are numbered.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Q. Why did no-one bid for Rudolf and Blitzen on eBay?
A. Because they were TWO DEER.
Q. What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
A. The One Show.
Q. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
A. Because he has private elf care.
Q. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7 lbs. 6 oz. when he was born?
A. They had a weigh in a manger.
Q. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
A. He pulled a cracker.
I'll get my coat.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: I'll get my coat.
That was my favourite.
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Richard Deeming wrote: Q. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital?
A. Because he has private elf care.
My favorite one
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We had St Mikulás on Saturday at the party, unlike stupid Santa and his Elves, Télepó has Krampusz to help (supposed to be a little devil) - KSS[^], NSFW[^]
speramus in juniperus
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So how is the latter link NSFW. My work didn't mind it and I quite enjoyed it?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I enjoyed it too, but allegedly hooker Santa and hooker Devil are not that popular with the web-nazis
speramus in juniperus
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: My work didn't mind it and I quite enjoyed it?
Maybe your work didn't mind it, but my mind certainly didn't work afterwards. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: but my mind certainly didn't work afterwards
Ah I know, I know.
So little blood and so many places to go.
Me thinks that imagery left my little grey cells void of blood too. 
Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Hi all,
I was wondering if anyone had any good recommendations for programming books for children. I want to get my son into programming as he shows an interest in it, but most books are a little dry due to the target market.
I grew up using Usbourne books teaching Basic, with the book showing a listing and then various minor corrections for the BBC, Vic20, Apricot, Spectrum & CBM - which I then had to correct to make them work on an Amstrad CPC. However, these aren't really that viable these days...
Anyway enough nostalgia - I'm not too fussed whether it is PHP, Java, C#, Python, etc. I do have a Raspberry Pi so I thought Python might be a good bet as he could transfer the programs from the laptop to the Pi. I must add that is a Windows 8 laptop, just in case that influences any answers.
Apologies if this topic has already been covered in a thread elsewhere, but I couldn't find one talking about programming books.
Any suggestions will be gratefully received.
Adrian
Breaking code since '85.
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For Python, these[^] are good books written especially for children. Downloadable as (legally) free PDF files, but also available as hardcopies.
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Give him K&R[^] and wish him God Speed...
speramus in juniperus
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Nah, if interested, the little geek already has it.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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AntMe! is a great book to learn c# and vb.
I had it when i was 10 years old.
You are learning Basics, so no really really deep digging.
But you are programming while "playing".
Check it out, maybee it fits your requirements
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HobbyProggy wrote: AntMe! is a great book to learn c# and vb.
I had it when i was 10 years old.
Oh boy, I feel really old now.
SG
Aham Brahmasmi!
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Maybe something like Lego Mindstorms might be an idea?
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Ah yes, the good old days. I'd be half inclined to get an old 8 bit off ebay for £10 and use that, but maybe that's not a good idea thinking about it.
Visual Studio might be considered a bit intimidating for anyone new to programming, especially a nine-year old.
Dunno.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Book? How very 20th century of you!
Have you seen Blocky?[^]
It's a block based programming interface - I haven't played with it too much, but I admire the way they lead youngsters into it.
The good thing is it's not a language, so they start learning the skills without the need to learn a language - but it can be used to generate code for python or javascript.
I figure a great introduction, and so much more fun than a book ...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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It's tricky. Most of the material aimed at any sort of beginner (not just kids) is dumbed down to the point where it insults the reader's intelligence. On the other hand, most material not aimed at beginners is a little advanced for someone who's actually a beginner.
Anyway, does he need a book? He could just find everything on the internet, right? That's what I did.
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