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Actually I wrote code for production when I was very upset or tired, these circumstances produce disaster code.
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"Of course!" 
Note: I code best when I'm drunk (at least I think so!)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I code best when I'm drunk
I know I look better when pissed, and so does she.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Almost all the code I wrote in last 6 years is under the influence of nicotine (I know that doesn't count).
Once, I was at a party and got drunk. Apparently at the same time some some genius released an awesome piece of code on the production server which was having a butterfly effect and some remote module was crashing. So when our trouble shooting team could not fix it they called me up(it was very late at night). And that was the only time I went to office drunk and still brag about it because I found the cause of the problem in that mode too.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream. Discover.
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... anyone is going to admit it!?
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Some of it is still out there in use.
It'll fail in ... um ... interesting ways ... in 2032. (Don't ask, you don't want to know.)
It's impenetrable, it's cryptic, it's in assembler, and it works like a charm. Except the 2032 bit, obviously. It's heavily commented with "don't touch this" and "yes, I was drunk" and so forth.
But...it's also 1/10 the size of the code I wrote to replace it when I was sober, at least twice as fast, and I have no idea how it works... 
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During my university times... going to the lessons after a party-night-off was not so unusual, so yes. I probably have written some "serious" code under the influence of alcohol, but at least only my note was depending on it 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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I guess that is not 100% true. A couple of months ago I took an allergy pill in the morning as I had my first allergic reaction to a cloud of pollen and dust stirred up by a crew of landscapers.
I don't think that is the kind of drugs the survey is about, but I did buy the medicine in a drug store. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I like this! "cloud allergic" 
Ah, sorry - I might have misread your cloud and drugs message. 
Hopefully you have a good anti-allergic-drug!
BTW: My (i) hurts - can this be from the (i)cloud???
(No, (i)m not under the influence of drugs)
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I see how it could be interpreted as a "Cheech & Chong cloud"[^], but no.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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BTW: I like that steering wheel!
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Some people would feel like drunk while programming coz coding is like seductive. 
For some people programming is like fighting with machine so they might need alcohol as seductive after some time.
So whatever Say No to Drugs/Alcohol
Thanks,
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Can we leave out the text speak please, or have you been on the piss ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What makes you to feel like this? 
Is it Say No to Drugs?
Thanks,
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Good morning, nothing to do with drugs/drink I just dislike the use of non words like m8 and coz , cu l8er etc... No offence intended
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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No I did'nt take it like that... According to survey about internet users, people wont spend much time on reading too much of text
Thanks,
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The real interesting possible answers are missing!
[ ] yes, makes me happy
[ ] yes, makes me think "sharp" and clear
[ ] yes, keeps me focussed
[ ] yes, makes intuition work/induces great ideas
[ ] yes, can't live/function without (adiction)
[ ] yes, stupidity
[ ] yes, improve self-confidence
[ ] yes, handle the pressure
[ ] yes, to not fall asleep
[ ] yes, if nicotine is also considered "drug"
[ ] yes, if coffein is also considered "drug"
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[ ] yes, can't fill out this straw poll without drugs flowing through my brain
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[ ] no, for religious reasons
[ ] no, for social reasons (my mom would not like me to see like this)
[ ] no, I have no access to dugs - would otherwise volunteer to (ab)use
[ ] no, what is drugs?
[ ] no, I do only what I was told to do - and drugs was not on the list
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[ ] I don't know - I don't give a s...
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Multiple choice encouraged!
Cheers
Andi
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+ 5.Interesting
Nothing is Impossible for Willing Heart.
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Nice options, a much needed options too.....!!!!
Definitely Deserves 5+......!
Thanks,
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Alcohole :
A person who turns into a total a**hole after just a few drinks. 
Nothing is Impossible for Willing Heart.
modified 9-Dec-13 6:20am.
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Brilliant, Now what do you call a person that can't spell?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I did it purposely.I just wanted to show 'alcohole' === 'a**hole'. That's it. 
Nothing is Impossible for Willing Heart.
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I was thinking more of "terns"
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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+5,Thanks,Corrected. 
Nothing is Impossible for Willing Heart.
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For coding under influence. Also, you were coding to fast and your front left usb drive is broke.
You have the right to remain socially awkward. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a meeting of business. You have the right to have a manager present during questioning. If you cannot afford a manager, one will be appointed for you.
It's an OO world.
public class Sander : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}
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