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I can fill out the form to be a playboy centerfold.
That doesn't mean they'll have me.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I qualify as I have been married to Hungarian for over five years and have made it my home; even though we work here. I have to have an interview with the Consul at the Embassy; a nice chap who Mrs Wife knows. The only iffy bit is that I am supposed to have adequate language skills; we can work around that.
speramus in juniperus
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Dió a segedbe.
There, that should work for your interview...
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TTFN - Kent
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Just nod and grunt, then you'll come across as the strong silent type...
Er, I can't think of a funny signature right now.
How about a good fart to break the silence?
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They certainly won't if you send them your avatar...
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I think the flag[^] will look a lot better.
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That's a funny flag "Sorry, this page cannot be found."
The link works now.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 26-Nov-13 11:47am.
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The flag should have the Welsh dragon on it, that'd be (a) cool and (b) overdue.
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I'm looking forward to getting another passport. 
BTW: don't think there is any need to change the flag. How many people would be able to tell you why the flag looks like it does except for nerds (that would be us) and vexillologists?
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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...and you'll need it to get into Scotland...
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OriginalGriff wrote: ...and you'll need it to get into Scotland...
Why on earth would anyone want to get into Scotland???
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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With the exception of Glasgow (I felt safer in Belfast during the Troubles than in Glasgow) it's a wonderful place. Good people, good whisky, good scenery, avoid the chippy and it has good food.
And the people are easier to understand than Yorkshiremen! (I always had to hold out a handful of change in Yorkshire pubs because I didn't understand a word the bar staff said to me)
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I am attempting humor: my dad is still called Jock because of his Glaswegian brogue. Oddly, I can't hear it at all but can hear it on other people.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I didn't realize - my bad. 
I meant it about Glasgow though - not a place I would want to live...heck I didn't even like driving through the place. Had a couple of good restaurants though. This one for example I remember well for the quality of teh wine list: http://www.ubiquitouschip.co.uk/[^]
Menu - one side of A4 (Perfect! Means they concentrate of getting the dishes right)
Wine list - at least two volumes. I suspect there was a third volume, but we never got that far despite some heroic trying and serious damage to the client's expense account.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I didn't realize - my bad.
Not to worry.
I still have some family there though not been there for decades!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Yeah because nerds and vexillologists are well known for not being pedantic about this sort of thing.
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Definitely a better name than the last one! 
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ChrisElston wrote: What should a new country consisting of England, Wales, and Northern Ireland be called?
Quebec ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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ChrisElston wrote: what are the rest of us going to be called?
Morons ? Now that the Scotts are away, we don't fear you anymore. Gnark gnark.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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"Iew".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I wish people would learn to count their blessings.
Luton exists. If you live somewhere else, stop complaining.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Pommieland, of course. 
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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It can go back to its original name: Fintlewoodlewix.
modified 26-Nov-13 18:49pm.
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Little Britain
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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