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Just notified Amazon. Gave you anonymous credit for the feedback.
/ravi
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I can see that you've researched this very carefully, and in great detail.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One of the courses you have to pass in order to get certified by CIMA is about fraud and embezzlement.
It is a surprisingly large and interesting section of the curriculum.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: One of the courses you have to pass in order to get certified by CIMA is about fraud and embezzlement.
That section is obviously funded by the Mafia, who was sick of their accountants getting caught.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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you actually managed to get something done over the weekend - Now one out of two school projects is finished, and I can focus onto the other one (which is gonna be a though bit of work, gotta hand it in on January 8th next year). I got the first article which is documenting the first part of my project (Explain serial communication, using an Arduino Board as example device) through the approval queue yesterday, and now the second one, a 3D Cylinder Chart based on WPF, is in the queue. And I can finally lean a bit back and enjoy the rest of the weekend (about 2 hours, but eh! It is something).
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Veni, vidi, caecus
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/ravi
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Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.
The first said, “I had a big house built for Mama.”
The second said, “I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house.”
The third said “I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.”
The fourth said, “You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can’t read anymore because she can’t see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”
The other brothers were impressed. After the holidays Mom sent out her thank you notes.
“She wrote: “Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.”
“Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks.”
“Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead, I’ve lost my hearing and I’m nearly blind. I’ll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same.”
“Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you.”
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Dirk Higbee wrote: The chicken was delicious.
 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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 +5
/ravi
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That joke is older than Methuselah!
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I survived the French last night when tbe boks beat France. The hotel was a dunghole but hey-ho, this was Paris. The afternoon meal was revolting but I was asking for that as I had a bok logo on my jacket counting against me. The breakfast wasn't much better but I was asking for that as well as the staff either look that surly and serve pigswill on the menu or maybe it was exacerbated by having lost the night before. I've been to lots of places in France and I liked them all, but that particular experience was the worst. Great atmosphere at the stadium; I was the sole bok supporter in a few rows but what the heck, the result made it even more sweet.
Got home lunchtime this afternoon and settled down to watch the Ireland v All Blacks game in Dublin on Auntie and how exciting it was. The pikeys were leading 22-17 on the last move of the game and the the ABs took it wide to the wing to level the score 22-22. The micks charged the conversion too early giving the ABs an uncontested second attempt which gave them a 24-22 win. Never have Irleand beaten them in 27 games but this game was shirley one of the best games of rugby in years. Why Mick & Co didn't just weather heavy traffic in the last 30 seconds of playing time I don't know. Once they lost the ball the ABs just ground their way forward and never gave in. Rugby doesn't get better than that.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Several years ago I took my wife for a romantic weekend in Paris. I saved money on the hotel by booking into a three-star in a "good" location, near several stings we wanted to see. The travel agent told me over the phone that star ratings in Paris are tough so a three-star was more like a four-star elsewhere. This was total BS! The room had a couple of small windows which let us see the crumbling brick wall of the next door hotel only about four feet away. If we opened one of the said windows and looked down into the filthy, narrow alley we saw the trash and smelled the incredible stink that made us shut the window quickly and never open it again. The room was barely bigger than the double bed and wardrobe with a very narrow door into the "on-suite luxury bathroom" which was a shower stall and toilet unit and the smallest sink I have ever seen (about 1 pint capacity to overflowing). The whole thing looked like it hadn't been decorated since before the war (the First World War, probably).
Speaking with some other guests we found out that most of the rooms were like this and yet the hotel still rated three-stars - probably because of it's location. Oh, and the food provided in the laughingly-named breakfast room - which was actually a curtained-off space between reception and the TV room/lounge was crap - even by French breakfast standards.
I never plan to go to a Paris hotel again. If I visit Paris again it will be a day trip via train from somewhere else.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The Travel Agent said: so a three-star was more like a four-star elsewhere
He sure as h**l got that the wrong way around!!! I've been in "5*" hotels in Paris that a B&B in Blackpool could put to shame.
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I've stayed in some excellent places in France, met some fine people, eaten some superb food, drunk very good wine.
And I've been to Paris, where none of the above have ever occurred.
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OriginalGriff wrote: And I've been to Paris, where none of the above have ever occurred.
Yep, so true.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Never been to Paris and don't plan to. Hate cities.
That AB's/Guiness Drinkers game was a close shave. Wouldn't have minded if the Irish had won, they would have bloody deserved it. Plus my father in law is Irish so he would have been (extra) drunk for a couple of weeks. 
If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can.
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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SeptimusHedgehog 151576 wrote: I survived the French last night when tbe boks beat France
Nobody cares about rugby in Paris.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Perhaps they were out-of-towners at the stadium.
I believe the train companies don't run trains at 1805 and 1815 either. The times are painful reminders of years gone by.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It does rather, but my only concern would be: where does it go to ... um ... micturate? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: It does rather, but my only concern would be: where does it go to ... um ... micturate?
That would explain some of the outages?
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nice
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I have added my word press technical blog feed to code project. If I update the word press article is it automatically updated the related code project article or should I have to manually update that?
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