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Obligatory XKCD reference[^]
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From the link: 3 L = 2 Liter bottle? 
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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If in doubt o not sure what an XKCD is all about, there is http://www.explainxkcd.com/[^] - but it does take the fun out of it! 
The explanation for the link page: http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=526:_Converting_to_Metric[^] says:
"3 L - Two-liter bottle: Refers to a bottle which contains two liters (in the US usually soda) but itself occupies almost three liters (eg. when submerged)."
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That "explanation" reeks of desperation. The CO2 pocket at the top of an un-openned bottle is tiny as is the volume of the plastic it's made of. If you're buying pop by the case I suppose the volume of the case might be ~3* numberOfBottles liters; but only because of the overhead from squaring a circle and the taper on the ends.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'd agree - though I'd want to inspect US bottles first - I had assumed it was the volume occupied by the bottle rather than the bottle volume as when submerged.
I don't have one here to measure, but a 1L water bottle I do have is around 8cm diameter by 31cm - giving an "overall" volume of close to two litres (1984cm3) for the space it occupies.
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My missus recently joined weight watchers. According to their portion guide;
A chicken breast is about the size of a computer mouse - or about the size of a chicken breast?
A 6 inch piece of French bread comes up to the neck of a 500ml bottle of water - or is about 6 inches long?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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ChrisElston wrote: A chicken breast is about the size of a computer mouse
But which type:
Small?[^]
Medium?[^] (don't look - not if you are squeamish, or eating, anyway)
or Large?[^]
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ChrisElston wrote: weight watchers
A quick joke is called for...
Q. Why don't lesbians go to weight watchers?
A. It's pretty hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Estee Lauder on your face.
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“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone
"The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone
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We get black crickets here once in a while, but I have never seen one with balls as big as that. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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They're the silent ones - they're incapable of rubbing their legs together with balls that size 
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Still, I would imagine they would be quite noisy when jumping. Or rather, when landing. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Clearly Oz crickets are a different species - and like everything else in Oz they are out to kill you!
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Yeah... I always thought it would be great to visit Australia, except for all the critters trying to kill you, but this cricket business might be the final straw. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Terry Pratchett wrote:
HMM…Death picked up a book at random and read the cover.
DANGEROUS MAMMALS, REPTILES, AMPHIBIANS, BIRDS, FISH, JELLYFISH, INSECTS, SPIDERS, CRUSTACEANS, GRASSES, TREES, MOSSES, AND LICHENS OF TERROR INCOGNITA, he read.
His gaze moved down the spine.
VOLUME 29c, he added.
OH. PART THREE, I SEE.
He glanced up at the listening shelves.
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
They waited.
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT—
"No, wait, master. Here it comes."
Albert pointed to something white zigzagging lazily through the air. Finally Death reached up and caught the single sheet of paper.
He read it carefully and then turned it over briefly just in case anything was written on the other side.
"May I?" said Albert.
Death handed him the paper.
"'Some of the sheep'" Albert read aloud.
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 "Some...".
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Hmmmm. Wonder why you remembered that particular piece of prose, OG?
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:InnocentWhistleSmiley:
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You ain't kidding!
I like the top 30 deadly Aussie animals[^] list.
The stone fish is my favourite. It's toxin isn't deadly in its own right, but it is so painful that the pain itself can kill you!
And notice that a frigging ANT makes it in the top 30!
The iirukandji[^] only comes in ant number 3 - and it is flamin' tiny (see the linked pic) almost invisible in the water, but can still kill you!
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Terry Pratchett wrote:
The creature waved a paw vaguely.
"All this," it said. "You could call it a bloody multidimensional knuckle of localized phase space, or maybe you could just call it the song."
Rincewind shrugged.
"I don't mind putting my hand up to killing a few spiders,” he said. “But it was me or them. I mean some of those come at you at head height—"
"You changed history."
"Oh, come on, a few spiders don't make that much difference, some of them were using their webs as trampolines, it was a case of 'boing' and next moment—"
"No, not history from now on, history that’s already happened." said the kangaroo
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Um...for the culture?
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Quote: Shadwell, why do an hoover suck?
cos it av no teeth gwyneth...
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Ok, ok... there must be something...
Ah! Yes - the food! Of course... Meat Pie Floater[^]
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And the Sheila ain't too bad either (no link to keep it kss) but just search for girls down under ....
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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Not all of them...[^]
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