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I have a pair of spectacles that are required for perusal of menus and ale lists.
It leaves no room for the monocle.
As for headwear, well it will have to be a trilby given that I will be in the Jag.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: the mummified finger of a Saint on display
I'm hoping it was his middle finger, and that it is displayed appropriately... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Its not easy to be a Saint it seems . They start chopping parts of your body after you are dead or maybe before ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm hoping it was his middle finger, and that it is displayed appropriately
What where all Religious mens fingers seem to be? Up a young boys ...?
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There is no call for that kind of language in the lounge, even if it may be accurate.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Much better!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Dalek Dave wrote: has the mummified finger of a Saint on display.
Back in 1340, that was a bit of leftover sausage nobody wanted to clean up. Calling it a relic started as a joke pulled on a tourist from Norway in 1356, and over time, the proprietors forgot its origins.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Circa 1320, and has the mummified finger of a Saint
One of your old school chums?
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Happy new CP year for you all, guys.
and congratulations for our past years of excellence.
cheers;
Help people,so poeple can help you.
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CP's birthday salutation was posted by Leslie earlier. Da man beat you too it. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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During holiday seasons, we tend to get some Amazon gift coupons from various sources.
Unfortunately, few of them are for DE and some are for UK amazon. Amazon doesnt allow transfering between differen countries.
So i always end up 2 gift coupons which cannot be combined 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Yeah I was a little annoyed with this and even complained. I got a gift card for Amazon US, I'm in the UK so for anything I bought from the US I'd have to pay the postage and packing fee.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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I once accidentally ordered some books from Amazon US instead of UK. I was quite surprised when I received a packet that had been ripped open at least 10 times (probably exaggerated  ) and fixed with various stickers and tapes again 
Shipping cost wasn't that much of a difference as they didn't have much of an impact when buying 10+ books and I just chose the normal shipping. (Had to wait a few weeks but I didn't really care about that)
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Wow! I've ordered used books/cds from Amazon that were shipped across the pond in the other direction (the royal mail markings on the envelope were a dead giveaway); none ever showed any signs of being tampered with by customs.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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The cardboard box was nearly falling into pieces when opening it 
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I've been in software for over 20 years. In my early days most things had to be hand rolled; none of this libraries for every action you could imagine. So today I was working on a storage tree and I was getting really annoyed that it never stayed balanced, I was sure it should, but it just kept getting out of kilter - an example was with 500,000 elements I expected it to be 10 deep but it was 60 deep.
Elephants were named, I called the sunshine developer [me] every name under the sun. What was I doing wrong, it MUST be self balancing, that's the bloody point. So I read up on B-trees and I had an epiphany. I DID NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO OVERFLOW UP. Yup, I was splitting at what ever level and not overflowing up. Twit, twat, twot!
Vilmos R stoopid!
Twenty bloody years and I never saw that. 
speramus in juniperus
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Well, we knew you were a slow learner...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Says the man who still hasn't learned to keep his trousers on a pasture...
speramus in juniperus
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Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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I hope you'll consider writing an article for CP on your overflowing-up technique; I'd be very curious to know which sphincter needs to be reversed to permit this.
bill
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: it MUST be self balancing, that's the bloody point
I never worry about that, I think it's a waste of time. I would just balance it periodically rather than wasting time/processing after each change.
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Hi All,
In our place we routinely have what I have taken to call the 'Friday Panic' usually down to either customer A jumping up & down, units that we were supposed to sent/receive being either not ready or not arrived. The stuff we send mostly is international so the courier is booked in advance, leading to the Friday Panic like today I spent a good portion of yesterday trying to get a delivery ready to avoid said panic, but ended up with two units missing (see where this is going...) couldn't find the <<kss filter="">> dang things <> found this morning by the Boss in a bin cue "we need to be more organised speech", program, test finish boards. Panic over by 11:30 should I be worried....
Off Topic "Happy Birthday Bob!!"
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