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Justin Bieber is travelling at a constant velocity of 162 km/hr for 3.2 hours until he plows into a brick wall. How far did he travel before his well deserved death.
I would post the link to this but the site is not safe for work.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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No I didn't see it there I looked at a site called the chive and it was on there.
That site isn't Safe for work
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The question is, how far will I go to celebrate afterwards?
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Simon_Whale wrote: How far did he travel before his well deserved death.
Too far. It didn't come quick enough!
Marc
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Long enough. The wall was too far away.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Your score please.
I only got a 26. 
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32. Fewer than I'd have liked.
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I'm assuming he was in a vacuum, so he was well-dead before he hit the poor innocent unsuspecting wall.
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What? You wanna leave vacuum alone with JB? That would make vacuum gasp for breath.
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That's not your shirt, Dave...[^] 
(SFW)
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Man, I have NEVER been that drunk!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I don't THINK I have. But my early 30s were pretty exciting.
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Dalek Dave wrote: I have NEVER been that drunk...
... yet! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If you had been that drunk, would you know it?
Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers.
Buckminster Fuller
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Dalek Dave wrote: Man, I have NEVER been that drunk thin!
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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My racing snail is not winning races any more so I decided to remove his shell - to make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work.
If anything it made him more sluggish.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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I'll get your coat!
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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He shell feed him better instead.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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My snail got molested by a turtle and when I asked her if she got a look at the perpetrator she said no it all happened to fast.
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Does he go up to other snails now going "Big Issue!" ???
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I'll get my boot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I, recently, was informed that digestive system of pandas is same as that of a bear. They are meant to eat meat but all they eat is bamboo. Interesting. There are insanely huge amounts of surprises universe has for us.
/Back to learn why they don't eat meat.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Pandas refuse to do anything that would enable them to survive.
Crappest animal ever, they don't deserve saving.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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