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All blurbs must be expected to be a joke unless otherwise. 
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I assumed it was literary license, but thought my correction would reduce confusion.
/ravi
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MariaDB 10.0 is a massive release with loads of new features which ease several pain points that MariaDB and MySQL users have run into over the years. Better MySQL gets better
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Nov 10 marks the fourth anniversary of Go as an open source project. Is Google's programming language almost ready for school?
[Modified] OK, some people actually attempted to Google/Bing it and confirmed you can actually search for the language (although I still stand by 'ungoogleable to find a useful solution to a problem working with language', but that's an uglier blurb)
modified 11-Nov-13 16:10pm.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: ungoogleable programming language
Comes up as the second result if you search for it
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OK, unBingable then 
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It fills the whole page with results if you Bing "go language"
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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Jeez, cranky/fussy people today. OK, I'll update the blurb.
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You should have replied "Go **** yourselves!"
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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From holiday shopping and booking flights home to dinners out with friends and family, life gets busy this time of year. The last thing you need to spend your time doing is digging through an email for relevant information, such as links for tracking packages or flight check-ins. Gmail’s quick action buttons help you stay on top of your busy schedule by surfacing important information as “buttons” that appear in your inbox, and now, you’ll see even more buttons to get you through this action-packed season. Deal with your email, without bothering with your email
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They're about 3 months from "It looks like you haven't emailed your girlfriend in a while. She seems to be complaining about it. I'm gonna go ahead and take care of that for you."
"Don't be evil" - The lowest ethical bar possible.
And they manage to screw even THAT up.
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Benchmarks for Web server apps show Java-based frameworks have a wide performance lead over the competition, but performance isn't the only thing that wins over developers Your mileage will vary
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Bull$hit.
"Fastest over all this stuff we tested to be slower than java before we included it in the study" no doubt.
Not for a second.
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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Do I have to wear pink tinted glass while running the tests? I know the correct looks[^], but I am doubtful about if the glasses are to be pink tinted.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Java coloured, me thinks. The pinks would be for the study showing how great Rails is. Not sure about the colour (or possibility) for Node.
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Added link for the correct looks in my previous post. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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ZDNET[^]:
Microsoft's Corporate Vice President of IE, Dean Hachamovitch, is taking on a new role on an unspecified team at the company.
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Back in January 2012, developers didn't seem to be in love with writing native apps for Windows 8. Are they any more keen today? "There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up."
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I wonder why! It may be because we just tired of the high speed platform switching (with no real fresh things in it) and the lack of backward compatibility...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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"If you're not a developer, it's the de facto place where developers go to get questions answered. It's a "barometer of heartache". If you're trying to develop some software, at some point you will run into a difficult problem, and you will seek solace in Stack Overflow."
Oh dear.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: you will seek solace in Stack Overflow
Makes it sound like a dating site or something, doesn't it?
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If, by that, you mean somewhere that you will ultimately end up in an abusive relationship then, yes.
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We don’t need to try and kill every if statement, but perhaps the more we do, the better our code becomes. Conditional surrender
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