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Write a Halloween or scary microfiction, a complete story in only 55 words including title.
Unexpected Visitors
The Thing stepped through the portal, three tentacles picking up Professor Smith while a fourth smashed the emergency override.
“How kind of you to invite us to dinner,” it rumbled as a second Thing stepped through, then a third. “We will have such a delicious time on your world, I am quite certain.”
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Boo!
Boo!
The end.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Smarter than the average bear?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Forogar wrote: Boo!
Boo Who!
Why are you crying?
FTFY
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Quote: Why are you crying?
...because you have just butchered my artistic, minimalist, deep, intellectual work with your crass editing bordering on vandalism!
Not that I care very much really...no, really, I don't care. I dont! Don't try and say I do because I don't, you hear me? Huh? Huh? Huh?  
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Unexpected Visitors
Welcome to Dr Fibula's House of Terror said the limping flunky as he opened the door.
There, sat in his sofa of reasonable comfort was the Doctor.
"I have been expecting you" he said.
"Surely not" I replied, opening my briefcase and extracting the small Hello Kitty Death-o-matic ray gun.
I shot the flunky.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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We're Doomed
The Scotsman rolled his eyes and leaned closer.
"Have you heard the story about the ooooooooold empty barn?" he whispered mysteriously.
"......there was nothing in it."
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I do know things, not much relevant to anything I do, mostly random cr@p as shown 
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 My head is packed with random crap!
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Thought you were going to:
"You know you look like a sheep?"
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The lovely evening
The family sat at home on the evening of October the 31st.
Fortunately as the were in the UK and not American they didn't have to get involved in that ridiculous halloween nonsense and instead occupied themselves with a nice meal and discussing the forthcoming bonfire night on the 5th of November.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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a ghostly voice sailed across the moors...."remember, remember the 5th of november......."
MCAD
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A Tale of Terror
It was a dark and stormy night when the apparition appeared at the door; a ghostly pallor on its hideous, pock-marked face half hidden by rancid locks of lank hair tumbling across the misshapen nose jutting from the angular face.
"Honey, the pizza's arrived!"
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Why me?
I started a new coding project. It is in Java.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Aaaaaah!  Truly a horror amongst horrors!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Once upon a time I went to Wales.
The End.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: Write a Halloween or scary microfiction, a complete story in only 55 words including title.
Election 2016
By a landslide, ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer has won the presidency of the United States!
Marc
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H. Clinton to be his vice president.
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Gregory.Gadow wrote: scary microfiction
Ready? here it goes...
1 BEGIN
2 GOTO 4
3 GOTO 5
4 GOTO 3
5 GOTO 2
6 END
...evil grin!
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Congress
They're just a bunch of ultracrepidarian snollygosters. We pray they truly realize constituents are tired of being wamblecropt nearly to death from all the snudging these feaguing sprunters do.
When the vast majority of constituents gongoozle and groke all day long at the haves vs. have-nots, it leaves the alert remnant to daily uhtceare.
modified 31-Oct-13 16:23pm.
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Grandma’s House
Excited, the kids couldn't wait to Trick-or-Treat at Grammy & Papa’s.
When they arrived, much was the norm, save for what looked like Petey, the neighbor’s kid, his body strewn across the lawn like a wind-blown bowl of mangled popcorn.
Frighteningly bursting from the bush, Petey exclaimed, “You wanna a piece of me!”
modified 31-Oct-13 16:27pm.
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Title: Wordcount be-damned. If your name is Chris, this one will scare you s*&tless
It was a cold stormy evening, He stepped into the pub dripping. MM looked up from his 18th pint of beer with cold steely eyes. He'd been waiting. The door slammed shut, locking itself. A slow wry smile crept across MM's bearded face. "About (elephanting) time". Chris didn't like what he saw, and liked less what he heard next "The roads are cut off - we'll be here for a while, first round is yours Maunder".
< cut to rapidly retreating camera shot >
Bryce
MCAD
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modified 31-Oct-13 18:53pm.
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