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I know right? I think he was about to piss in his pants
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: s Bob wearing a Burka?
Who is Bob 
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: [Alien]
This is an Alien
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No, type bob with : in front and : at the back....
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![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) lives at the top left, he is the all seeing, all knowing deity of the coding fraternity.
[further reading][^]
speramus in juniperus
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It's not you, don't worry.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By the looks of things, he might come knocking on your door today 
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Catch him quick I think he's trying to smuggle hamsters out! 
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After years of coding I discovered that I MUST have some project management sense to be able to communicate with the outer world that does not understand coding but which uses my code.
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That is when programmer Tarek evolved into Middle management Tarek! Just kidding, I was watching a webinar the other day which said all coders say they'll never do management roles but at some point they think they can do the job better and then before they know it bob's your uncle and they're in management roles. Just the opinion of the host though not my own.
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Tarek Elqusi wrote: I MUST have some project management
Go for CAPM
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For those who really enjoy their tablet quality tme[^]
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TTFN - Kent
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I question how they saw the market for such an item.
speramus in juniperus
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I've got a pretty good idea when it was that the idea came to them -- I'll bet they spent weeks, working out the perfect position of the loo roll, getting it on the precise trajectory.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When I go for an iDump, it's just me. I don't want to share my iPoo with the world. The sad thing is there are dickheads out there who will buy it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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It was about a goat, who was running a burger joint, but then sold up to open up a milk factory.
Dairy of a Wimpy Kid
** Edited to add the Joke icon in case people didn't realise it was meant to be funny
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
modified 31-Oct-13 1:45am.
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I shouldn't give you the satifac....groan
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Edited to add the Joke icon in case people didn't realise it was meant to be funny
I can see where that could be a problem.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So Adobe now say hackers got at least 38 million account details[^] (including user names and passwords!)
"the firm still believed that encrypted credit and debit card numbers, product expiration dates and other information relating to customer orders had only been compromised in the case of the original 2.9 million users identified."
Oh! well that's alright then!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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According to security industry insiders [my Bro works in this area] the revealed extent of the breach is a small proportion of what actually got out and more importantly HOW the breach occurred.
speramus in juniperus
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_Maxxx_ wrote: only been compromised in the case of the original 2.9 million users identified
They would say that, wouldn't they?
I don't know how far they've taken it or intend taking it, but have they implemented that subscription-only model for their products? It was mooted a few months back that they were heading that way. If they have or done so, then who knows what lies they will tell or are capable of telling.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I don't mind it. I have 2 personal email addresses. One for usage and one for creating accounts on sites I don't really care about.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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No![^] No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
What if they start on the gin instead, what'll I do? What'll I DO?!?
speramus in juniperus
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Just another excuse to drive prices up! Better stock up on Ripple?
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