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Like this[^]?
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone 
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That should win article of the year. Hilarious. And true.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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Arrggggghhh. It's all mixed up now. The hamsters won WW2.
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And the Germans can run websites?
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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Cool[^]
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I finished my time travel machine back in 2071. 
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Were you inspired by this one[^]? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Will you be back yesterday or last week?
Keep Clam And Proofread
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√(-1) 23 ∑ π...
And it was delicious.
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That bloody Spear of Destiny stopped my machine landing until six years into the war, and I had a bugger of a job sneaking into that bunker.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here[^] is a picture of Brooke with her younger sister.
Brooke is 20 years old and her sister is 17 years old.
In case you are wondering, Brooke is the one on the left.
She had a strange anti-ageing disease that left her physically at the age of 4, there is a wiki article Here[^]
One wonders if this condition could be induced at the age of say 28?
Assuming by then all the physical growth is complete, but the ageing process is halted.
A sad life, but she was loved and that is all that any of us could hope for.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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I read about her a while back...so sad. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Did you here hear about the guy who lost his whole left side? He's alright now.
/ravi
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A 5 even if hear is misspelled. 
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Why should we ignore the joke?
Regards,
Mike
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mla154 wrote: Why should we ignore the joke?
Because it's written by someone who cuts magnets in half, expecting to get a north one and a south one?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He's Right handed Right feet right eye right leg right hair right ear right knee right lips right teeth 18 tooth remaining and finally right ball :p All Right
Hello World!
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contracting1990 wrote: right ball :p
Some hobbies are best kept to oneself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The end o
speramus in juniperus
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Just got a heart attack, of joy.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man adapts the world to himself.
Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
- George Bernard Shaw
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Really delicious first shot ruined by the very next picture of grocery list. What a contradiction. 
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