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There's a disguised GOTO at the end of every line of code (in C#, for example "GOTO Next" is spelled ";"), and another at the end of every process call.

They have to be disguised, despite the fact that no program would work without them, because of the demands of religious fundamentalists.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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