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In further news, JSOP has moved to Devil's Hole, with Hannibal and the Kid.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can see the ambulance chasers lining up to take this one.... you could retire on that settlement.
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Real hackers don't announce their "hackerness" to the public.
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There's an open workshop in my neighborhood where for a small fee, anyone from age 12 and up can go to salvage electronics, code and play with Arduino's or whatever project you want. Those are "real" hackers.
In Idahole they would probably burn it down and arrest everyone for witchcraft.
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Does the judge not know the difference between a hacker and a cracker?
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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I think not.
I suspect he dcesn't know the difference between his gluteus maximus[^] and his articulatio cubiti[^] either.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Organisations in the UK should expect to be able to introduce new applications software up to 33 percent faster using DevOps – and the software should be better to. "Sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type thing."
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What do you get when you cross Star Trek jargon, a decent knowledge of Photoshop, and Florida? Well, judging by Howard Leventhal's attempt to secure around $3 million in funding for a fake tricorder, the answer is one impressively delusional case of fraud. I'm a crook, not a doctor!
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Along with this growth in adoption and exploration of agile, the number of agile myths has grown as well. "You can't handle the truth" (with bonus free ebook - with registration)
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Katana creates a server implementation of the work done in the independent open source project called the Open Web Interface for .NET (OWIN). OWIN defines interactions between Web servers and application components. The vision for Katana is a broad and vibrant ecosystem of Microsoft .NET Framework-based Web servers and application components. Katana adds some of these OWIN-based capabilities with built-in bindings to frameworks such as SignalR and the ASP.NET Web API. "Now it cuts like a knife, but it feels so right"
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Microsoft has a fascination with big screens. The software giant has demonstrated Windows 8 on its 82-inch Perceptive Pixel PC and created giant displays with Kinect built in. Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates even uses a giant 80-inch Windows 8 display occasionally. Today, however, Microsoft is going one step further. At one of London’s biggest tourist attractions, Trafalgar Square, the company has created a 383-inch Surface tablet. I wonder if the touch screen works?
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They haven't really got to grips with this whole portable thing.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: They haven't really got to grips with this whole portable thing.
Au contraire, they've got it spot on.
How big was your mobile phone a year ago, how big is the one you've got now, and how big is the one you're thinking of buying next year?
In 20 years, you'll need a truck to carry your phone.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: How big was your mobile phone a year ago, how big is the one you've got now,
Well, my personal mobile is smaller this year than the one I had last year.
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Web tracking is far more pervasive and invisible than ever, thanks to browser fingerprinting and third-party aggregation "Remember: no matter where you go... there you are."
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Office Live Meeting can be used to record meetings. By participating in this meeting, you agree that your communications may be monitored or recorded at any time during the meeting. Nope, that's not an agreement.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Version 2.0 of popular JavaScript framework will also boost asynchronous dependency injection Coming soon to a Website design meeting near you
And the nightmare quote from the article: "We really would love to get to a situation where, on a single Web page, you could have multiple frameworks actually cooperating together."
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I wonder if Google will also boot their own Android 2.x browser while they're kicking widely used crap browsers? According to jquery after dumping legacy IE it was their largest remaining source of browser specific kludge arounds.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I guess they need someone to give them the source so they can fix it? 
I'm actually surprised: I'd have thought Safari/mobile would be the next worst browser.
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TTFN - Kent
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Google's fixes for the 2.x crap browser are called Android 4.x and Chrome for Android. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft announced that it rolled out a load of new capabilities to Azure yesterday afternoon. What struck me as I read through the lengthy blog post about the updates was how deeply Microsoft is integrating Azure into other products. "When I woke up tonight I said I'm gonna make somebody love me"
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The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) announced new generic top-level domain (TLD) names on Wednesday, and for the first time, there are options not in Latin characters. Mental note: register CodeProject.сайт before the pirates!
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Mental note: register expertsexchange.сайт for the lulz.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A new report shows how pervasive tracking technology has become for blue-collar workers. Just in case you were wondering
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Apple threw a bit of smack talk Microsoft's way during its big iPad presentation yesterday. While CEO Tim Cook didn't specifically call out Microsoft, he said Apple's competition was "confused." "Now they're trying to make PCs into tablets and tablets into PCs," Cook said in an obvious shot at Microsoft's Surface lineup. "Who knows what they'll do next?" That wasn't the only dig — Apple positioned its now-free iWork suite as a feature-rich alternative to Microsoft's Office, and Redmond noticed. We're back to Apple vs. Microsoft? Good times return.
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