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Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
The sushi chefs reply, "Soy what. We'll just find somewhere to go."
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The bartender says, "I can't serve you because this seems to be fishy".
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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The bartender says, "Miso sorry, you can't be served."
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Bartender says, "Sorry, you guys got to roll."
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Note to (failed) punsters: how about wrapping this up?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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We cant serve to chop'o holics
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The bartender say "This is nori sushi bar, dashi out of here!"
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"One suschi chef, who moonlighted as an orthopedic surgeon on the weekends, was accosted by another suschi chef who apparently was having trouble with his fish slicing technique, as he was wildly demonstrating, sawing his invisible knife thus and thus, saying "But it only hurts when I do this ...".
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and the bartender says; wasabi guys?
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To which they reply, in a single voice, "It's a small buzzing insect that makes honey." 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Bartender: o'hyou Seaweed serve you, but your gunkan stay holstered. Don't be koi, my wife, shii-take my car to nori's house, but, none-the-less, welcome to mebaru guys. I'll wakame self over to your table to ask how kani help you.
for reference:
The Ultimate Sushi Glossary[^]
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wizardzz wrote:
185 sushi chefs walk into a bar. |
And the Bartender says: chop.. chop... chop... chop chop Chop CHop CHOP CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!... (and after 3 mins of this continues, all the chefs leave the bar.) 
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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have karaoke."
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Sorry, it's not tako night.
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... and the barman says "hey- look! 185 oxymorons"
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I'm in the middle of some serious refactoring (banking application)... Part of it is JavaScript code and the other part is C#. Whenever I do some changes in C# code I feel like in haven. Maintaining code (especially written by people who no longer work on the project) is soooo much easier within strongly-typed language. I just hope sanity will prevail and one day we will have a chance to write strongly-typed client side code too (directly and without plugins). And yeah, I like jQuery etc. but this recent blind love for JS is just scary...
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You may want a gander at typescript ?
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That's why I wrote "directly and without plugins". TypeScript is nice but like other tools of its kind there's a drawback: you debug other code than you write 
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What's the point of strong typing if you still have to debug your code?
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Is this a serious question?
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Absolutely. What's a point of an incomplete type system which does not carry a correctness proof? If you go into strong typing, do it properly, or don't do it at all.
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The fact that code compiles doesn't prove that business requirements are met. Strong typing makes live easier but it doesn't guarantee that program is doing what it should from end user perspective.
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And how debugging is going to ensure such conformance? QA testing can help, yes, but not debugging. Debugging is useless, as long as your code is guaranteed to do exactly what is specified. If program is working incorrectly from end users' perspective, then specification have to be fixed, not the code.
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I didn't say that debugging is going to ensure conformance to business requirements. All I'm saying is that it is ridiculous to say that strongly typed programs don't need to be debugged. Strongly typed programs contain bugs too. And debugging (stepping through code with a debugger attached) is also a normal part of development. Sometimes its the only way to check what the program is really doing - cause the guys who wrote that +100K LOC (5 years ago) are no longer working at the company end documentation is almost non existing...
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This is not what I said.
I said, why bother using "strong" type system if you still have to debug your code afterwards? You either use a real, proper static type system and then you never have to debug your code interactively, or you'll be more flexible with a dynamic type system and do all that hipster interactive stuff.
People tend to overuse interactive debugging, and it is really sad. Debugging is not a "normal" part of development. It should be considered a very last resort, when nothing else works. With a proper type system you don't have to step through your code to find out, what the program is "really doing" - types will tell you all about it straight away.
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