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I thought it was "The accountant always bills twice"... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: A watched accountant bills honestly for being watched.
FTFY
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: "A watched accountant bills honestly"
Who watches honestly watched accountant bills?
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I like the way the story mentions there were no safety concerns for the plane and those on board and completely fails to mention what or who the large panel may have landed on.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Welcome to Indian Journalism 
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Welcome to any journalism.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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That was my first thought as well... They have no idea at what point that panel came off and where it may have landed. My bet is that somewhere Chicken Little is saying, "I told you so."
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had to Google for a while, because I knew that I had seen a photo of that.
But it turned out it wasn't Air India after all! It was...[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Factoids of the Day:
Fortran was released to the coding community this day in 1956.
The Montgolfier Brothers' hot air balloon makes the first human ascent with Jean-Francois Pilatre de Rozier as the pilot in 1783. The balloon is tethered to the ground.
Airship America is launched from New Jersey in the first attempt to cross the Atlantic by a powered aircraft, in 1910.
Graf Zeppelin completes its first transatlantic voyage and lands at Lakehurst, NJ in 1928.
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USA has no government in 2013.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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We do have a government.
However, they refuse to act like grownups.
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The historical present is weird.
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So Fortran is 3 days older then me!
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Hello everybody,
Days ago I asked about a hard disk on a friend's laptop.
Your advice helped me to decide and at the end everything worked like charm.
So thank you very much for your comments and help! 
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Outside every court house in the USA there is a man detector.
If you enter the court house as a man an alarm sounds.
You might as well unfasten your belt because you'll be over a barrel shortly, squealing like a piggy.
I know a man who has just been ordered to pay more in alimony and child support than he makes.
This is after he was kicked out of his house with little more than a suit case of clothing.
You read that right - he has to pay more than he makes.
His lawyer told him to take out a loan.
I'm not sure what the court thinks he'll live on or how he's supposed to buy gas to get to work.
I guess the court cannot be bothered with that nonsense.
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It gets worse... if he doesn't pay, and she sues for the child support, he'll go to jail even though there is no debtor's prison in the USSA.
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Pualee wrote: even though there is no debtor's prison in the USSA
There is, and it's called The White House.
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MehGerbil wrote: I guess the court cannot be bothered with that nonsense.
A one-sided story. Let me guess, the alimony was determined when the man was still wealthy, and he decided to quit his job to avoid paying alimony? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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He has the same job he's had for the past 10 years.
Anyone who doesn't think our court system can be this grossly unfair has no experience with our court system.
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Although this case is a little extreme it is common for the male to get the shot end of the stick. I went through a very bitter divorce and was ordered to pay a large sum of money to my ex, that's why I quit programming computers for many years!
Let me clear up a few things so y'all don't think I'm a deadbeat dad; I helped raise my son and he never wanted for anything even though I never paid my ex any child support. I live with him and his wife now so that I can remodel the house they just bought.
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That's easy. Go on "extended vacation" to a country without extradition to the US.
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Yeah, I used to wonder about people who'd skip town.
I thought they were all bad people.
I'm starting to think some of them simply got shafted.
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MehGerbil wrote: I know a man who has just been ordered to pay more in alimony and child support
than he makes.
This is after he was kicked out of his house with little more
than a suit case of clothing.
I've seen the same thing. The guy in question had the same job for 10 years, so there was a clear record of income. Court still awarded more then he made, even seen his pay checks that are negative (union dues still come out no matter what) or for just a couple of bucks.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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... He doesn't earn much money, only 5,000 per
Some judge who thinks he's funny says "You pay 6 to her"
Now he says "Judge? Suppose I fail?"
The judge says "Budge right into jail.
You better keep her. I think it's cheaper
than making whoopie."
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