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That's got to be Debbie does Dallas!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hey, get your OWN favourite! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I've got a bookmark button, and I know how to use it! :P
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The bank manager
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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I even know the scene, it's when a very drunk Nagy Vilmos Gentleman tries to get a ride in Carry on... Cabbie.
speramus in juniperus
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Dalek vs Taxman VII?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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BBC to confirm find[^]
They have: nine episodes have been found in Nigeria, and cleaned up for broadcast. "The web of time" & "Enemy of the planet" starting Patrick Troughton
found[^]
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Hey, I remember watching the one with the yetis and the gunk in the tube!
Troughton was the best Doctor until Eccleston really defined the character.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or, for news that isn't three days old: Link[^]
They released the series on iTunes yesterday.
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Current project delivered to testing ahead of time and under budget
hurray!
(wheres my happy dance icon?)
Bryce
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ahhh ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
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He bops around like he's just crapped in his pants.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Here you go:
Nice work, Bryce. Last time I did that I got laid off for lack of anything more to do. Go figure... 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Last time I did that I got laid off for lack of anything more to do
You just described how the IT industry works!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've a lot of work to do which I anticipate will go past the drop-dead due date. And for a good reason. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Quote: delivered to testing ahead of time and under budget
Does this really ever happen 
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I think he fell asleep at his desk, and was dreaming.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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you know sometimes...but heres a friday afternoon story.
I was working in an office where a large web servcies project was being developed. It was under budget ahead of schedule. A new manager came in, saw this and deemed it a "risk".
He then moved the highly regarded lead technical bloke off (lets call him "Mr Respected"), hired a new lead technical chap and a few more programmers.
Can anyone guess what happened? Yes indeedy.
It lagged, got delayed and all messed up.
It was all not cool and the new lead technical chap - lets call him "Mr No mates" said to me that he didn't care and he would just blame Mr Respected when the wash out came.
So I'm mates with Mr Respected. and i filled him in on this titbit and he was able to protect his cred' accordingly.
The long and the short of it was that the project was late, over budget and incomplete. Ahh lets not forget the angry customer.
Mr Respected remained (eventually left a few years later), Mr No Mates was canned shortly thereafter.
The manager responsible for the mess? Just bounced around the org until he eventually left for another company.
Now drink your milk and go to bed kiddies.
Bryce
MCAD
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Thats no problem!! But you'll usually also get a big list of bugs and rant from the testing team
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MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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"Current project delivered to testing ahead of time and under budget"
You sent them:
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10
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Are you sure that's the right link? Its a $2500au laptop with a 1080P resolution...
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