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Too many crap presents at xmas time.
I am glad of socks and boxers, it saves me the time and money in buying them and they are definitely going to be used.
Cheap aftershave gets tossed straight into the bin.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Cheap aftershave gets drunk and then tossed straight into the bin
ftfy
speramus in juniperus
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including High Karate?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Cheap aftershave Nagy gets drunk and then tossed straight into the bin
FTFTFYFY.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I can perfectly understand you. I also never know, how to answer the question, what I'd wish for at christmas. Neither do I know what I could give my family... Every year in the week before christmas I am wandering aimlessly around at the mall trying to figure out something that won't just provoke a forced smile from the recipient...
And in the end I'll resort to chocolate. Everybody loves chocolate.
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Happy Birthday in advance.....
Thanks,
Milind
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That's a very roundabout way to let us know it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, you grumpy old man.
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It's the thought that counts...isn't it?
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ChrisElston wrote: which will no longer get used despite being perfectly useable in every way.
May I suggest donating them to charity?
Happy Birthday!
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon."
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When the in-laws or friends ask my wife what to get me for birthdays and Christmas, she has a standard one-word response and I am PERFECTLY happy with it.
Coffee.
Tim
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Graciously accept the clothes, then donate the excess to charity. I suspect that there are more than a few shelters or thrift shops in your area who would be delighted to share in your good fortune, and give you a tax write-off for your kindness.
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I put Red Bull in my Coffee this morning.
Now I can see noises O_O
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Sugar was out?
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This just in:
Sales of both Nescafe and Red Bull have tripled in Manchester
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've only been to Manchester once. We stayed the weekend with friends near Old Trafford, but spent the time out in the Lake District.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: spent the time out in the Lake District. Did you travel there by car, or by using the produce of local street vendors?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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By car. Twas a family outing.
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Caffine RUSH!!!!!! seriously why do people drink Red Bull?, it tastes like disinfectant imho!
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And you know how disinfectant tastes, how?
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Let us just 'I can guess' friends stag do very late vomit every where (not me for a change!)
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I had some Brandy in my coffee (after lunch so..)
Nagy Vilmos wrote: Red Bull
There is definitly too much suger in there.. That's why Vettel allways wins in F1.. He drinks the coffee, the car has "Red Bull" as fuel..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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vonb wrote: Brandy in my coffee
I've had a nice glass of ale for my lunch and I there is some cider in the fridge for this evening.
speramus in juniperus
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If it isn't starring Bambi Woods, then you're wasting my time...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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hmm I'm not sure who Bambi Woods is, but then as this is coming from Johnny J. Im not sure I should google here while at work
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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