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Finish this sentence:
It was a bright cold day in April
Not too hard, but plenty of chances for all you punsters 
Life is too shor
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Me = NotAHorse
Me = Me + AndNotThirsty
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... and the clocks were striking thirteen
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Mendor81 wrote: ... and the clocks were striking thirteen
Indeed they were. 
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... So I went to see her sister.
speramus in juniperus
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What's so special about ten million?
A bunch of zeros?
Why should all the other numbers be made to feel unimportant?
Every number is special, in its own way.
Now everyone join hands and sing.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Every number is special, in its own way.
12407 isn't very interesting.
Although, ironically, it is the lowest number that isn't interesting.
Which is interesting.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Although, ironically, it is the lowest number that isn't interesting.
That's not quite right. Not all negative numbers are interesting.
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Just because it is a negative number does not make it lower.
The cardinality is unaffected by being negative for example.
Now, write out the first 30 happy squares and promise to read up on set theory
BTW did you know you cannot construct a square with the same area as a circle.
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Dalek Dave wrote: Just because it is a negative number does not make it lower.
I've changed my mind.
I'll do my own tax return, thanks.
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Dalek Dave wrote: did you know you cannot construct a square with the same area as a circle.
Hwuh?
That flew past me on the first read.
For any value of r, you can construct a square that is pi.r on a side, giving it precisely the same area as a circle with radius r.
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Good luck with that.
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???
I'm a mathematician, not an accountant.
My numbers don't lie.
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So you reckon you can make a square that is PRECISELY Pi.r along each side do you?
First, please give me the PRECISE value for pi.
(I am a physicist not a mathematician, the accounts came later as I realised that as a physicist, I would starve to death).
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[My God, he hasn't even noticed]
The same value of pi is used for both calculations, ipso facto, I rest my case...
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OK then, now go and construct it.
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Okidoki. Just send me the value of r and your construction of the circle I have to match it to.
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Sorry, that wasn't what was asked.
I merely stated you could not construct a square with the same are as a circle.
I had to google[^] but found this
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What is obvious, but that you are ridiculously missing, is that every square you construct has the same area as a circle.
How many circles are there?
Um, that would be an infinite number.
Don't worry; it's one of those obvious points that everyone misses*, so you're not alone.
* That's not entirely true; I spotted it right away.
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Perhaps the actual disagreement is because it is being discussed by an engineer (practical) and a mathematician (theoretical.)
In the first case the definition of "construct" means building a box in the real world.
In the second it is a point of proving that for a theoretical box and theoretical circle exists (provably.)
In terms of the engineer one might note that since the box cannot be built using 'precise' measurements then one cannot hold the same requirement for the circle. Further of course measuring the area of either is not 'precise' either for a real world example using actual measured values and not calculated.
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Err Dave - it's a wind up. π(r<super>2)
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SHH!
Spoilsport!
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The whole world knows that the PRECISE value of pi is 3.14
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As any fule no π = 4
See Here[^]
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Well thanks never knew you could do that, learnt something new today 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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