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CodeProject's Got Talent
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Dancing with stars. Not sure with or without Bacon.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: Bacon
Aha!
I didn't get it until you gave that clue.
It must be Tremors -- the one where you've got to stay loose and keep your feet off the ground, or those creatures without feet'll get ya!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But don't forget to tighten those ankle bolts - if they aren't tight enough your shoes and contents could detach... 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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OriginalGriff wrote: if they aren't tight enough your shoes and contents could detach
"contents" is a new euphemism to me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Lord of the Dance 3D[^]
It occurs to me that watching Irish Dance in 3D would be terrifying. Like you're receiving a constant kicking for however many hours it goes on for.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
modified 7-Oct-13 6:40am.
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Hallelujah! 
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Senior Software Developer at CMM 3 level company
Or
Technical Lead at 300 Man power Company
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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OK, I choose "Senior Software Developer." What do I win?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Thanks, you will win nothing but It will help me in future
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Glad I could help.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Former. Trust me it is better.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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You've given the least important information to choose a job.
There are other factors to consider:
- What will you be doing at the jobs?
- Does #1 help with what you want to become in a few years?
- How much will each jobs pay?
- How does the benefits stack up against each other? (stock options, insurance, broadband, fuel reimbursement etc.)
- What about job stability? Do they have a history of laying off people randomly?
- What is the work culture like, and how are the people there?
- How many paid days off available, or is it a slavery contract?
- Small company does not mean a bad thing; in fact, it has its own advantages.
- My morning coffee is yet only starting to show its effects, so can't think more
They can call me "Coding pongo pygmaeus" if they want, but more important are the other things I talked about. And oh, CMM levels amount to ape sh*t in my books.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I choose my You ...my bed and blanket 
You are asking too hard questions on Monday morning. Have some mercy.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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The one that suits my current needs better.
You should do the same.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Neither, thanks.
I'd prefer a smaller, more agile company where you can actually make decisions without having to get them through 6 layers of BS...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Thanks sir, I am totally agree with you...
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Third option.
Veni, vidi, vici.
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There is only two option now which one is third ?
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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Suvabrata Roy wrote: Which one you choose
For what?
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In general I agree with Rajesh, that we'd need a lot more information to make an intelligent answer; but CMM is a red flag. Assuming they're doing it for real you're looking at a lot of process in the way of writing code. And if they're only faking it for the auditor you need to wonder what other forms of smoke they're trying to blow up your *ahem*.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No it's a real Scenario... I am bit confused because my friend ask to me help him on this matter
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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