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Kirstie Alley's dress size?
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Mike Hankey wrote: dress size
Are you sure you're asking the right question?
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Why at 2 in the afternoon, in a pub, in Crawley!
That is what Aunty did for an article on Milibean's speech. They had it on the TV in a Crawley pub and then asked the regulars what they thought. I guess they edited out the 486 calls of "Where's the free beer you offered ya b'st'rd?"
speramus in juniperus
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One assumes that the "journalist" in question resides in Crawley? 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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my initial reaction to that question is why?, according to the media anyone below 20 will stab you, 30-40 run you down in a car, 40 to 50 be critical of 'the system', 50+ 'burn the Diego baskets' to anyone from out side the UK  thinking about it I'm guessing those in a pub at 2pm fit the above profile quite well, those of us gainfully employed are not going to take to a camera crew following us around or be watching TV in the afternoon!
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Sounds right to me.
I can't produce a good sample after 3.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I wish I didn't need to provide a sample around 3.
An undisturbed nights sleep would be lovely...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Rumour has it Milliballs is offering a free bike to every child in the UK so he can get your vote.
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I catch a train then a bus to work. Once at work, I'm pretty much stuck here for the day, and it's out in the suburbs, so no lunchtime brews for me.
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"Abusive post-corporal dance"(8)
Not too hard.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Flamenco
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Flame - abusive
NCO - post corporal
speramus in juniperus
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Almost right.
Abusive Post and Corporal
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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I see, said the blind man.
speramus in juniperus
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IP said the drunk.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I see, said the blind man
over the broken telephone to his deaf daughter sitting at the corner of the round table
Loading signature...
. . . Please Wait . . .
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I see, said the blind man.
Said the blind carpenter to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo.
- Harvey
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Since the points stopped I don't bother with explanation unless its a real difficult one
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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The points didn't give you prizes, however the kudos is still there.
Plus you have the satisfaction of explaining it to those who didn't understand and who then see you as a mighty Crossword Deity for unscrambling the meaning.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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OK, I consider myself bollocked 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Made me laugh out loud OTD. Enjoy[^]
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The one with the table upside down is hillarous..
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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I like the Escher pun.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Priceless!
:Maxxx rushes off to check out real estate ads in the local paper:
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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