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Made me laugh out loud OTD. Enjoy[^]
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The one with the table upside down is hillarous.. 
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I like the Escher pun.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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Priceless!
:Maxxx rushes off to check out real estate ads in the local paper:
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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They've even got Nagy's bedroom!
The agent here isn’t just selling a flat, they’re selling a lifestyle. In this case a lifestyle that involves drinking gin before you’ve even got out of bed.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Here.[^]
I am still not sure whether I like it or not, but interesting approach.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Hey! How did they get into my cellar to take photographs!
I'll tidy it up next weekend.
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I Like it.
Thanks
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Art is in the eye of the beholder, good thing because if the artist was depending on my opinion to eat he would starve.
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That would be one more reason that I wouldn't buy an iPhone. Right now I've got an old flip phone and the battery will last a week to 10 days on a charging if that gives you any idea as to how much I use it.
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Mike Hankey wrote: gives you any idea as to how much I use it.
or an idea of how big the battery[^] is
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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You mean, as opposed to good guy google[^] ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Number of iphones sold in China 2012: 9,000,000
Number of iphones sold in China 2013: 0,000,000
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Mark_Wallace wrote: 2013: 0,000,000
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I think apple is showing a great spirit of co-operation -- MS and Samsung have been looking for an iphone killer, and apple found one for them.
I can't see the device selling in any country other than the States.
It's remarkable how the US "security" forces have managed to allay the fear of ter'r'rists by themselves becoming more frightening than bombs.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I can't see the device selling in any country other than the States.
My missus has just ordered one, but then she's an idiot.
A few months ago she bought an iPhone 5 from someone she works with for £80 and sold her 4s to someone for £200.
Now that same person wants the 5 so she is selling it to him for the cost of her upgrade to a 5s plus £60.
Maybe she's not such an idiot after all.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Does she have any sisters?
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hackersnewsbulletin.com wrote: One of the user told Jane — “I like the idea of easily being able to unlock my Apple device with a fingerprint. But I also shouldn’t have to worry about being tied to a string of murders I commuted in the 70′s…
Please tell me what is worse...
The great spelling of 'committed' (i think that is what is meant with commuted) 
Or the fact that this person clearly states that the criminal has more right to murder than the law abiding citizen has to safety/protection against murderers... 
How can you be pro something convenient that you give permission to be stored but not allowed to be held countable if it is to be traced as proof to past/present murders(crimes)... 
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You do realise that the article's cited source is an onion-style news website (cause the linked site doesn't seem to)? With articles like 'Why We Should Kill The Mexicans', 'Popular Science Champions Juggalo Science with Comment Shut Down' and 'Gay Trash Runs Decent God-fearing White Folk Out of Town' I really don't see how anyone can think this is real information.
Also from the article, quoting the supposedly Apple employee Tim Richardson (who appearantly only exists in relinks of the article):
"Frankly, if a person is foolish enough to allow something as specific and criminally implicit as their fingerprints to be cataloged by faceless corporations and Government officials… Well, you can’t exactly blame us for capitalizing upon it, can you?"
I mean, come on, really?
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Obviously fake. But it's true anyway. If the NSA asks, they will have to deliver.
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Well, Apple have said, that there's no database, everything is local and only hashes of fingerprints are stored. The phone can hold up to 5 of those with some of them belonging to others, for example you spouse, so it would also be unreliable and incomplete.
I'm not saying that there can't be a backdoor just because Apple have said so, but most of the concerns are just plain paranoia. Lot of countries require passports to contain fingerprints (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biometric_passport[^]), so if any government would want to collect such info, they be better of with this than a phone used by only a small fraction of people.
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Apple says many things. Remember that location database that supposedly didn't exist?
szukuro wrote: so if any government would want to collect such info, they be better of with this than a phone used by only a small fraction of people.
That's not the problem. This way it's not just your govt that has your prints (which, by the way, you can refuse to give them - just don't get a passport), it's the NSA.
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szukuro wrote: Lot of countries require passports to contain fingerprints
Countries that I do not visit do not have the right to store anything at all about me, let alone biometrics.
To put this in proper perspective: how useful do you think it would have been in the late 1930s and early 1940s.
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