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Nagy's Gin Survival camp ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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CodeProject - The Intern Week.
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This is my MQOTD. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My MQOTD is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My MQOTD, without me, is useless. Without my MQOTD, I am useless.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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EXACTLY ! 
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This is my must read thread every day.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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Iron Man Loses his Pants
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Woody Allen's Manhattan"
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Downton Abbey - the movie
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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The movie adaptation of Aerosmith's "Janie's Got a Gun".
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djj55 wrote: Major Payne[^]
Give me, your fingaah!
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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"Dis or dat duck dejected duvet!"(9)
I just love this one.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Eiderdown.
dis or dat. Eider
Dejected. Down.
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I've gotta remember to F5, before posting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's neither one thing nor the other -- should I vote it up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Easy peezy lemon squeezy !!!!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Just reported you for using txt-spk in the Lounge.
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You too, I think you wanted to say "text speak". 
speramus in juniperus
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
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Wasn't that in Airplane?
Or was it the Flintstones?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Surely pre-Talkies?
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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I highly recommend the red Corvette. 
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