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My wife's cute; not even a smidgen disappointing. 
speramus in juniperus
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My wife chose me, so I had better not complain!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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My wife's in the room, and is truly wonderful and perfect in every way.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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The sheep can read?
speramus in juniperus
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if you do she will set her guide dog on you
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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My boss is a woman engineer, not so disappointing too.
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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I believe Leslie Nielsen also discussed this a while ago.[^]
What is this talk of release? I do not release software. My software escapes leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
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Ho no, it's always a repost!! 
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Oldnews. Also, LinkedIn sucks, so no one is/was really surprised.
On the other hand, if her picture was an in a webdev ad, everyone would be saying "yea right, you just used a stock photo". Then again, that's common practice, so to ban ads over that seems excessive..
Fraud? In advertisement? Is that even an accusation or merely a description of reality?
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And EVERY SINGLE RESPONSE TO THIS POINT is one of the reasons there are so few women in technology. Did any of you read the part at the top of the Lounge about 'if your kid sister was going to read....'?
Would you want your kid sister to NOT go into technology BECAUSE she is a sister, and not a brother?
I notice nobody complained that they had any men that were 'too handsome' to be engineers.
Good Grief.
Linked in was in the wrong - no question. The 'error' was made by the person doing the review, and that person definitely needs to be severely disciplined - and major public apologies made by Linked in.
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Why can I not continue working in XCode while my new 2GB XCode 5 update is downloading?
I can understand that XCode can't be open during the actual update, but during the download? 
Apple forgot (or never even realized) that some of us live in 3rd world countries, and that downloading a 2GB update can take half a day.
And if my past experience with Apple's App Store is anything to go by, somewhere in the region of 60-80% of the download, my ADSL line is going to go off for 2 seconds and the download will fail, and not have the ability to resume. Somewhere shortly after that the App Store will crash and the update's status will become stuck and I will have to Google for a solution that requires me to edit/delete some files hidden somewhere deep in the file system. Then I have to restart the download from scratch.
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How dare you criticize Apple? Didn't you read the NDA!
I'm glad this is clarified, long live Apple! 
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- What is marriage?
Answer:
- To have unlimited Internet traffic, but to be granted access to only one site... 
We study and learn new things our whole life and yet we still die without knowing everything.
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Unlimited traffic? In this universe?
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
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CDP1802 wrote: Unlimited traffic? In this universe?
It's called the M25.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ioan-Alexandru wrote: To have unlimited Internet traffic
I don't really get that part, but my "one site" has multiple pages. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Link to a Flash animation or it didn't happen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"
"I give them the advice they need," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.
When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
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Where does a lawyer go for a brain checkup? To a proctologist
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"Missing? Held ball for the thirsty."(9)
Easy (ish) to end the week.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Come on chaps !!!
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM!
Which movie?
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The one with the green lizard thing? Rango[^] perhaps?
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Amistad?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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JarHead?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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