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People flying KLM were obviously so incensed that they messed up their voting forms.
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Is KLM so bad?
The place I went to on hollidays hat two choices: Ryanair and an Italian charter (10 € more). I took the Italian charter, and had a free glass of wine there (was also perfectly on time..)
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Googling "Ryanair sucks" returns less than 95,700 results.
Googling "KLM sucks" returns 222,000 results -- and bear in mind that most of the people complaining about it won't do it in English, so you can more than double that figure.
The Maths ain't too hard.
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... and Paris sucks gives 41,900,000
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...but probably isn't a KSS search, given that Google show images 
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I'm doing everything I can to blank out any knowledge from my mind of the Paris to which google refers.
If you wish things away like that, they disappear from the Internet.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: If you wish things away like that, they disappear from the Internet.
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
"I wish Justin Bieber would disappear."
Nope. Didn't work. 
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
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Keep trying. We're all behind you.
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CP is the only place I ever hear of Justin Beiber.
It's also the only place I've heard mention Paris Hilton for about five years.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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All that proves is that most people don't fly KLM to Paris.
If they did, Paris would seem like a dreamland.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: don't fly KLM to Paris
Well, I think that they mostly fly Air France to Paris.. And as Air France and KLM are together (joint venture), the difference wouldn't be big..
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That's one very long queue.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Googling "Ryanair sucks" returns less than 95,700 results...
Googling "KLM sucks" returns 222,000 results
Well now as pointed out by a great man[^], no link = did not happen 
So where is your proof that is what you googled mmm? ![Sheep | [baah]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/sheep.gif)
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CBadger wrote: Well now as pointed out by a great man[^], no link = did not happen
Link[^]
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But no-one has ever or will ever fly Ryanair for any reason other than cost.
If you know that there is no reason to add any quality or customer service to your product. It actually makes sense to remove it as much as possible.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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Tea, earl grey, black. And a coffee, because I can't drink that other muck.
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How do you like your coffee sir?
Like your personality? Black and Bitter? ![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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In a foul mood at the moment and want to scream and shout abuse at the guilty party, but I'm not listening to myself.
I have a prepaid 3G internet dongle with Telstra (f***ing hate them) I used when I was working down in Canberra. Used Telstra cause they have the best coverage, definitely not cause I like them. Cost $180.00 per year for 12GB, they give you your balance in dollars and you work out your data from that. I had $221.xx at $0.0146/MB, so those short of maths I had > 15,000MB left.
Pulled the f***ing thing out of the bag to recharge today, cause that is when my memory said to recharge it and I'm f***ed if I'm giving Telstra their unused data back. I'd stream Youtube drivel till the data ran out before Telstra would get it. So plug it in and it f***ing ran out Wednesday.
Not happy Jan.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Telstra
'nuff said.
Looked at my internet usage three days into my monthly 100Gb allowance - showed I'd used 49% including 29Gb that day
Next day it showed 3Gb for the prev day and 29Gb for that day - at 7:00 am
Today it shows 29% overall.
They can't even f***ing well COUNT
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Telstra
'nuff said.
Looked at my internet usage three days into my monthly 100Gb allowance - showed I'd used 49% including 29Gb that day
Next day it showed 3Gb for the prev day and 29Gb for that day - at 7:00 am
Today it shows 29% overall.
They can't even f***ing well COUNT
They're f***ed. I have Optus for all our mobile phones and Exetel for my ADSL for almost 10 yesra now.
Aside from this prepaid Telstra internet I got 2.5 years ago I haven't had Telstra since 1998, I hate them.
I've been smashing the downloads this months and am at over 90GB Peak and 90GB Off Peak, I only get 100GB a month for each, month ends next Friday. This costs me $49.50 a month and for the extra $10.00 I get a landline that has 9,000 minutes a month worth of calls to any landline (not starting with 13) in Australia and any Optus mobile. This is Optus resold through Exetel.
Starting Saturday next week I'm paying $75.00 for the ADSL and $10.00 for the phone, it's month to month with no lock in contract and I'm on unlimited internet usage. You know that this means I'll probably only use 40GB a month from now on.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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A blast from the past: http://whyihatetelstra.blogspot.com/[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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My Mum always told me it would make me go blind - turns out she may have been right all along.
Have been suffering annoying blurry patches out of my left eye for a while - just been diagnosed with Central serous retinopathy[^] (I hope it's not serous 
It seems that this will probably just go away of its own accord, so all should be well.
It also appears it can be brought on by stress.
So I won't be visiting Q&A for a while!
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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