|
That's what the fish's dad said.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
I was in north Africa and biting back is not the best way to deal with a fundamentalist. even if it's only a fish. At least it learned what happens when I'm surprised amd move my leg quickly. It's probably still whirling around 
Sent from my BatComputer via HAL 9000 and M5
|
|
|
|
|
|
Pleat...
Oh. Sorry. I thought we were playing word association.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
I don't like Word Association football
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
|
|
|
|
|
It's a bit boring, because the average footballer only has a 120-word vocabulary.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Aaaaaaaaargh, me hearties. Me a-hoping ye land lubbers will be havin' a good day at sea flogging yer shipmates with the cat. Aaaaaargh, me bilge rats, ooooooh, aaaaaaaarg, where's that bucket for me spittle and whose parrot shat on me hat, yer naaaasty beggers...
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
I say, Old Chap, has something perchance crawled up your pantaloons?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Bestrewth, ye be late on duty.
We sailed from Valparaiso on the midnight tide and were discussing the high matters of ITLAPD bare 8 hours since.
Then twas time for the grog!
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
|
|
|
|
|
The shame of it all. I missed the tide. In my defence I was searching for my wooden legs, all three of them. A buxom wench who was staggering around like a Portsmouth whore politely requested if I would give her satisfaction afore I left. She had jugs the size of grog barrels but give me the grog.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
Thank ye. My parrot forgot to warn me that it was the 19th. Aaaaargh!
|
|
|
|
|
"Bossy boots and silly frock later on"(7,5)
---------------------------------
Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
|
|
|
|
|
Arrrrrr arrrr.
Someone else can fill in the details.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
If you know the answer why don't you give it ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
|
|
|
|
|
Control freak. Anagram frock later on
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
|
|
|
|
|
Bossy boots and
silly frock later on == ANAG(FROCKLATERON)
CONTROL FREAK
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
|
|
|
|
|
Damn! those guys were too quick, I was still trying to finish off this:
trick turkey round one silly quack perfectionist (7,5)
|
|
|
|
|
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
|
|
|
|
|
Arr! We bin up all marnin' a polishin' the plank in case the Cap'n needs Ee!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
|
|
|
|
|
Movie Quote Of The Day
He: You have a face... Como un burro.
She: Oh! Well, thank you!
Which movie?
|
|
|
|
|
|
I've decided I'm going to be horrible, and not take part, today.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
You´re despicable!
modified 19-Sep-13 3:57am.
|
|
|
|
|
Me?
But it's true. Many have tried to spic me, but all have failed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
