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Hardly. Even the telephone sanitisers have standards.
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I suppose one could rent a Hertz trailer and hook it to the back of the ship for them. Duck tape the seams to hold the air supply...
We do rather need the phone sanitizers lest we repeat history. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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If you provide air, they might try to sing - vacuum is much more suitable, if we wish to avoid Galactic Arms Limitation Treaty infringements.
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You do have a point there, we could put them in cryogenic suspension for the duration of the trip.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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and give them a heater in case they get cold?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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"Duck tape the seams" surely you mean Duct tape, unless unnatural have been afoot (in which case you can go on Ark C with the Beliebers and Wand Erectioners)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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It wouldn't matter if I said Duct or Duck, there would someone who will point out the other.
For your reading pleasure... Duct Tape[^] I say po-tay-to you say po-tah-to, six of one and half a dozen of the other. It has been discussed a number of times in the lounge... [^] 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Wow, feeling betrayed by people saying duck tape and finding out it really was duct tape and they were too dumb or lazy to correctly say the term. (I'd heard the term for years, but never had occasion to buy it until much later and then found out how it was spelled.) Then I asked why it was called something else and no one had an answer for why they were all saying it wrong. I felt surrounded by ignorance and dumb for falling for the poor pronunciation. Now I feel dumb not finding out the entomology of the word before this. In my defense I found out the "correct" use well before the web was generally known about.
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I say, "Just duck it!"
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Perhaps we could get Disaster Area to play to celebrate their landing.
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Apparently Bob Geldof is going into space. Let's hope he stays there eh?
"I don't like Moondays". 
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sorry but nominations cannot be accepted without a signed note from parent or guardian
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'm a parent, I give Pete permission to nominate. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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to whom? Bieber of one of one direction?
(the revenge squad is on its way, you made us suffer so shall they return the favour)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I have a 14 year old daughter, I'm a parent, Pete has my permission.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Are there soap operas on Mars?
If not, sign me up!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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it will be cosy for you two with only one direction and bieber for company, least you can have a sing song
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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For entertainment, we're going to lock Bieber and One Direction outside the airlock door. If we video it, we can keep ourselves amused for hours afterwards. You'd never get bored replaying that video.
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please send copy
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I reckon it would be the first billion hits video on Youtube.
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Gangnam Style already took that. It's funny, but it doesn't warrant buying at all, so people just use the Youtube version. I think they hit a billion months back.
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I'll have to polish up on my funeral songs.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Isn't Mars a little too close?
speramus in juniperus
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Not really. I'm going to do the calculations for landing the craft.
There's a good chance my calculations might deliberatelyaccidentally be off.
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