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There should be decision box between Aah! and Aah! If you choose Aah! it goes to Aah! otherwise Aah! will branch to Aah! instead.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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That was our main course and I am stuffed!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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For some reason, the headline makes me think of Kinda Lingers[^ Warning - NSFW if you mishear it.
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If you are in need of a very good provider : http://www.fermelechner.com/[^]
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I had an inexplicable urge to share an outburst:
The things upon which our happiness depends
Are the selfsame reasons by which it ends.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Everything in life
Is concaved or -vexed
And all that we dream
Is something with sex.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol
"Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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Or, as Homer put it[^]:
To alcohol!
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Insightful, Homer style!
Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson
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Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the mantelpiece,
To see if they would f..f..all off.
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No doubt you spent your formative years listening the the Shaving Cream Song^ over and over.
(I shake my head, offer a saddened look, peer towards the horizon, shake my head again, but more slowly, and continue on my way)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Stars without the warpaint[^].
Mostly how the hell do they get work??? 
There are one or two that look better without; Demi Lovato, Kristen Stewrat and, best of all, Sofia Vergara.
Just a Tuesday morning opinion: it means nothing.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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They take the worse "no makeup" pictures against the best "with makeup" pictures.
Not really fair.
I'd rather be phishing!
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mark merrens wrote: Mostly how the hell do they get work???
Casting Couch
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Maggi Gyllenhaal:
first, pretty plain looking at best
second: even if you did get the opportunity to do her, the fact she looks so much like her brother would flashing across the mind's eye. Timber!
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Your sig is fading on your words.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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mark merrens wrote: There are one or two that look better without
Entirely agree. I'd add Anna Hattaway, Leighton Meester (I actually hate make-up "à la pute"), Courtney Stodden (I reckon I did not look at her face), Gisele Bundchen, Katie Holmes and an extra for Pamela Anderson without surgery (she actually was beautiful, and got all messed up after).
I don't think Sharon Stone without make-up is Sharon Stone.
There are a few ugly babes in the lot as well, war painted or not.
The picture of Ellen without make-up could be taken out of a book about lesbian stereotypes.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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I didn't realize Mr Neilsen worked for Fox[^]. 
In your defence, it's a different URL, but it seems to be exactly the same slide-show that they posted in June.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No, they add to it all the time and always worth reposting.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair.
Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection
nils illegitimus carborundum
me, me, me
me, in pictures
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I have no idea who half these people are.
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So you are not an entertainment junkie either, I didn't get half way through before I got bored so I don't know who 1/4 these women are!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I worked a reprographics job when I was young. They had me running the high tech color laser copier. First one in the city.
I got to help all the models who came in to get cheaper copies of their portfolio pix. Film being a lot more expensive.
I think of all of them only one looked like a model when she came in. But the photos were spectacular.
Nice women, mostly.
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A logician deducts the truth.
A detective inducts the truth.
A journalist abducts the truth.
Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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...a large concave mirror actually concentrates a lot of light?
Daily Mail
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Hope I am not reposting.
Life is too shor
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Not an architect, clearly.
Not quite sure how they are going to fix that one... 
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Maybe span a parasol over the street ? oh wait... that would be burning pretty soon...
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Line the street with photocells and provide free car charging?
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