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The Hive
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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"Hitch Hiker's - Undercover Android"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nagy and The great Gin shortage
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Winnie the Pooh
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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In a production code,I've seen logic that reads data from a stream one byte at a time on a 64 bit machine... Programmer's response on being queried. I wanted to write memory-efficient code ..
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What did he say when you slapped him?
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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...hopefully eight times...
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Ah, yes. The octo-slap. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I wish I could slap but cannot for the programmer puts makeup and wears high heels and in today's post-feminazi world, it would mean lead to lots of vexatious and fictitious lawsuits.
Anyways, mgmt has taken heed and have rolled back that out of production and gotten another bright programmer to redo the whole thing...
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ExcellentOrg wrote: the programmer puts makeup and wears high heels.
That explains it then.
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You have to get away from thinking like that. The slap needs to come immediately and by instinct regardless of the sex of the programmer. Otherwise you are just being sexist.
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Oh, wait... I just re-read my employee handbook. Apparently I am not allowed to hit anybody in the workplace. 
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Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I agree with you SoMad... But its more "once bitten twice shy", my friend...
I've seen how the innards of Family Courts and VAWA Courts look like so and how it gobbles up men's assets/properties (few hundred thousand $ per bite) ...
If its any consolation to you, I thumped my fist hard on mgmt table and that has set the remedial ball rolling ...
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SoMad wrote: Apparently I am not allowed to hit anybody in the workplace
What! 
How did that one get in? Can you push them out the window first, then slap them when they hit the ground?
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Hmmm...[reading the fine print] Well, it doesn't say that I can't do that, so... 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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ExcellentOrg wrote: today's post-feminazi world
Great phrase ! I'd love to re-use it, but this will not be on the best effect in Germany.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Never byte more that what you can chew.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I'll nibble on those words for a while.
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Well, on 64 bit machine, at the very least, it would be 8 bytes at a time....
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Real men quit driving and long since walked/trotted away into the oblivion ....
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<grey>(I understood it, definitely making progresses...)
Veni, vidi, vici.
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Magnificent. Is he sending one byte at time while writing data as well? Must be so much fun uploading huge files to your database.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Will know soon enough when I get to see the writing side. Holding onto a little hope because the other code was written by a different person (who incidentally has left few months ago)
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ExcellentOrg wrote: In a production code
Anything starting with that is going to be good.
And it didn't disappoint.
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