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Not any more (I was corrected on this point a few months back.)
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You may have to describe to me the method of non-determinism. Unless there is specific chipset hardware that now generates random numbers I find it hard to believe. And even then, you can still use some determinism for the other portions?
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life" her mother explained, keeping it simple.
The child thought for a moment and said "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Upvote, made me 
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: "So why is the groom wearing black?"
Because he knows his life is ending today.
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I thought it was because all kitchen appliances are white.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm guessing your significant other doesn't read "the lounge"
Maybe that explains these weddings where the bride isn't wearing white - you can get kitchen appliances in a variety of colours now...
<running for cover>
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Lee Humphries wrote: I'm guessing your significant other doesn't read "the lounge"
Do I look suicidal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Veni, vidi, vici.
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I think mocking representatives of state authority is morally reprehensible.
You should be jailed and tortured with cattle prods.
^ I'm working on adjusting to life under our new NSA overlords.
I hope that by the time our fascist regime decides to flex its new powers I'll have a long history of pro-government posting/tweet/bullsh|t/etc. on my resume.
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"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Duly noted, please ignore the man in black around the corner.
And please strike your statement regarding the use of the persuasion tool.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Persuasion tool?
*blink*
Oh..you mean the electronic decision enhancement and clarification unit?
Yes, I'll clean that up immediately.
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SUNSHINE AND ELEPHANT THE NSA.
I'd rather be phishing!
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How sweet of you to offer to pay for them to go on safari holidays.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A sort of re-post[^]. No offence, but I prefer the original
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Absolutely none taken. Wouldn't matter if any was intended anyway..
The original is hilarious. The setup of each of them has its merits. Thanks for the link! 
"Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation, so that belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin
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Attention: Chris Maunder
In the hopes of raising an eyebrow (or lowbrow, as the case may be), please add to message parser a rule that will replace the word "if" with "in the event that circumstances should warrant".
(After all, what harm could it do?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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In the event that circumstances should warrant Chris to do that, what benefit would it bring?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Enhancing the linguistic elegance to the highbrow, lowbrow, and protruding brow, alike.
Making the world safe for KSS.
General mockery of indigenous verborrhea.
Why should it need to benefit anything? Sometimes you just do it.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Having the denizens of CP converse as though a thesaurus has detonated within their cranial confines would expedite the misanthropic members with pedantic tendencies to quiver with delight at the opportunities to lambast the members with reduced linguistic acquaintance of their egregious violation of proper grammar.
Sounds like fun, that's a benefit. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I almost never use emoticons, but this is for you: ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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