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GeneralPlease help me to fix a bug in Windows XP. Pin
21-Jul-01 14:09
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Hi everyone,

I hope programmers here can help me. One of my beta-testers said that he had encountered a problem. The problem is the following: Windows XP does not work. Can anyone help me to fix it? Here is the source code of Windows XP:

/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Redmond(tm)
Projected release-date: September 2001
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "winME.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows ME"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp" O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}

I hope programmers here can help me.
Tnanks!

Bill Gates,
Microsoft Corp.
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399
Telephone: (425) 882-8080
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