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they beg for my help when they f***ed up their computer, either by stupid user actions or from surfing for porn on Eastern block websites.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Ditto.
Or they come and complain that the PC is to slow because they got hoodwinked by the Sales person who sold them the biggest load of crap for top dollar.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths.
Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
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Whenever someone I know comes to me and says their computer is slow, I say, "You either have a virus or a virus scanner."
Blank looks and much hilarity ensue.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
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Slacker007 wrote: Eastern block websites.
Now, what websites would that be? I'm just asking so that I can warn everybody about them. It would NEVER occur to me to actually visit them... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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How many link do you need? 
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I want all of the below, but what are they and how to use them ?
1) RAM
2) RAID
3) RAD
4) FAT
5) VGA
6) GHz
7) Intel
8) GeForce
9) Athlon
10) SATA
11) I7
12) HDMI
Also What if I should buy
1) Android Phone
2) Blackberry Phone
3) IOS Phone
4) Windows Phone
Tablets : Which drug store should I visit to buy the tablet Or do I visit the Tech Store for a doctors prescription ? Still Perplexed...
Ohhh I am so confused that it will be great if somebody gift me some gadget, I will never refuse, Also I will accept it as a real help, if they become a user manual to help in operating those. Thanks for the support.
Hey, now Naerling, you should re-vote, as I need your help in getting those "Technical Stuff".... 
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For now; 
Neither I have much experience in that at present, so I can suggest others.
But surely, one day I'll be one of those whose gonna vote 16+ 
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