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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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James Lonero17-Jan-12 17:14
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Rob Grainger30-Jan-12 6:08
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cpkilekofp30-Jan-12 8:28
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Rob Grainger wrote:
VB, Smalltalk, Eiffel, Haskell, LISP, to name a few.


Is this for product, or for your own research? under what time constraints for production delivery?

Rob Grainger wrote:
Every day I switch between VB, C#, and C++ which have similar differences.


Just those? oh happy day. And how many separate projects are you working on simultaneously? How often do you have to drop one at your manager's demand to make a change in another for QA within the hour? If you are juggling four or five projects with at least four of them modifications to existing items and two of them were given to you yesterday for delivery the day before that, AND you still never, ever type a single equal sign where you meant a double equal sign...you're still too snotty to be let near most production programmers in corporate environments. No one who thinks they're perfect belongs near a production system, IMO - I've seen that sort of arrogance in action, and failed releases and recalls are just the biggest scratches in that surface. It's not the things you don't know that get you, it's the things you think you know that just aren't so, like the myth of your own continuing perfection. Good luck with that, btw
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