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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Gary Wheeler11-Jan-12 0:13
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As the source control administrator for my group, and the author of our automated build process, I've yearned for a wee bit of hardware that I could control.

I would like the ability to kill anyone who checks code in that breaks the build. Electrocution through the keyboard, a guillotine that dropped down from the ceiling, a trap door that dropped the offender into the building incinerator.

My favorite would be Lucite walls that would close around the offender's cube, and then fill the cube with nerve gas. Of course, this gives you the option of leaving them there for a day or two as a reminder to others.
Software Zen: delete this;

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