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zarinapdm wrote:
Hello friends Smile ,
I am looking for a personal tutor who may be able to teach me ANY of the following technologies:

- C#, ASP.NET 3.5, Visual Studio 2008, MSSQL 2008
- Siverlight, Ajax, Office Sharepoint Designer, designing websites within sharepoint.
- Web services, SOA, UDDI, SOAP, WSDL, XML
- WSS 3, MOSS 2007 Configuration and development

- Object oriented analysis and design
- PHP 5, MySQL

Please send your response to zarinapdmATyahooDOTcom.


This is an obvious attempt at harvesting email addresses for some nefarious purpose.


zarinapdm wrote:

I have an interest in travel and software development.


I'm willing to bet that most of the people here share the same interests...


zarinapdm wrote:

so receiving personal coaching in another country is what I am looking for.


Sounds like you need to find a hooker.


zarinapdm wrote:

I have some analysis and programming experience. Your role is to teach me step by step ANY of the above technologies within 6-8 weeks.


Is six weeks really enough?


zarinapdm wrote:

You should have least 5 years of work experience in ANY of the above set of technologies. You should have the ability to teach technical concepts to others.


It still sounds like you need to find a hooker.


zarinapdm wrote:

You must speak English.


DAMN! I was *almost* qualified!


zarinapdm wrote:

*** Time: Around June-July 2009 or to be arranged.I can personally come to your country to be your student.


This will only work if all of these requiremebnts are met:

a) you're a female
b) you're hot
c) you can't out-run me
d) you can convince my wife it really is programming I'll be teaching you


zarinapdm wrote:

*** Hours of personal tuition required:2 hours per day. 6 days, approximately up to 8 weeks (2*6*8=total 96 hours)


First it was 6 weeks - now it's 8. So which is it? (I don't know if I can fool my wife for the extra two weeks).


zarinapdm wrote:

*** A Single room or shared accommodation is required near your area.Room Budget is China Yuan Renminbi 1200 per month or 300 per week.


Well, that pretty much kills convincing the wife...


zarinapdm wrote:

*** My budget for your personal tuition is China Yuan Renminbi 1200 per month or 300 per week.My total budget for tuition and accommodation per month is Renminbi 2400. Or equivalent currency. It is what I can afford at the moment. These rates are slightly negotiable.


So how much is that in English?


zarinapdm wrote:

I will pay 20% bonus for being a good host.


It still sou8nds like you need to find a hooker.

zarinapdm wrote:

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The above message is not valid after Dec 2009.
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I don't like time limits.


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