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Meer Osman Ali wrote: I'LL HIT U IF I GET ANGRY
Wow. I am so scare of you, not!
Meer Osman Ali wrote: DONT TASTE MY PATIENCE...
Don't worry, I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TEST 
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Conrad wrote: I wouldn't want to taste your patience. The correct word is TES
Ya sorry speling mistake 
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You obviously have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Idiot troll.
But fortunately we have the nanny-state politicians who can step in to protect us poor stupid consumers, most of whom would not know a JVM from a frozen chicken. Bruce Pierson
Because programming is an art, not a science. Marc Clifton
I gave up when I couldn't spell "egg". Justine Allen
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: BTW this is URGENT project.
You have got to be taking the piss.
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No bad words please. You risk being banned from CodeProject
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: You risk being banned from CodeProject
Oh, woe is me! The one who has contributed over 17,000 posts to Code Project and a number of articles and as a result of which has earned the Code Project MVP award 4 times is being threatened by a jumped up numpty who wants to exploit naive developers in to believing that credits on an application will be enough to pay the bills.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: The one who has contributed over 17,000 posts to Code Project and a number of articles and as a result of which has earned the Code Project MVP award 4 times is being threatened by a jumped up numpty who wants to exploit naive developers in to believing that credits on an application will be enough to pay the bills.
You amateur.  You must kneel before Zod. Oh sorry, I was getting my megalomaniacs mixed up there.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: An entrepreneur is one who can optimally utilize resources and cut down costs.
You must like a challenge because with your attitude help will not be easily forthcoming.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: expensive work off rentacoder
Rent-a-coder is not expensive. It is dirt cheap. The only thing cheaper is free. And if I give my work away for free I'd like to know how do I get to put food on my table and pay for the roof over my head? Answer me that Mr Entrepreneur!
Meer Osman Ali wrote: talented guys like you can make a lot of difference to the world
Yes, I do. And I get paid well for it, too. And I expect anyone that wants to utilise my talents to pay for that too.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: An entrepreneur is ur key
Maybe, but it won't be with you because you have an unrealistic expectation of the balance of the relationship. In other words, the developer is does all the giving and you do all the taking. You take the code and then you take the money.
What is the developer left with? Nothing.
So where is the insentive? There isn't one.
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: What is the developer left with? Nothing.
What about application credits? What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u? 
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Meer Osman Ali wrote:
What about application credits?
Nice and all, but it doesn't pay the bills.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: What about application credits?
So what is the currency conversion on that so I can pay my mortgage?
Meer Osman Ali wrote: What about the good words (or bad words) the users thrown on u?
Meh! That trick was tried on my 12 years ago. In my youth it may have worked as I was naive and lacked self confidence. These days I'm more aware of my worth.
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I'm in. We'll do this as a share scheme - you get 100% of the special credit stocks, and I'll take 100% of the ordinary shares. Obviously, I'll let you have all the good words from the users.
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: If you like, then help me out
We don't like.
Regards,
--Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: There's no way anyone is going to just give you the code.
I was thinking of giving him some code for free. It would be delivered as highly obfuscated code (using Skater since it can crash Reflector), zero documentation, and zero liability on my part of any hair pulling frustration he would encounter.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Thank you very much for the time to code. This is urgent please. Documentation is not needed
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You missed the joke icon. I wouldn't give you any of my code without having some kind of financial reward attached to it. I am pretty sure you couldn't afford it anyways
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Paul Conrad wrote: financial reward
Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now. I just need an optimal code so that it reaches a greater mass of people who use the application. Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Whooppeeee!!! That'll pay my mortgage!
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: Your name will come in Application Credits as a support engineer
Oooooooh wowwwwwww. B.F.D.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: Sorry i cant give monetary support to resources now.
Sorry, can't give you code then. If you were really an entrepreneur, you would have monetary resources.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Funniest post of the day (so far)!
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Mark Salsbery
Microsoft MVP - Visual C++
![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Mark Salsbery wrote: Funniest post of the day (so far)!
Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side 
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You're welcome!
Mark Salsbery
Microsoft MVP - Visual C++
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