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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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martin_hughes13-May-08 11:56
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Boss Type: ... Hmmm, do you think this will be a problem?
VB6'er*: Well, the thing is there's no way to get the ID of the rows you've just updated in SQL Server.

[Much later]

VB6'er: The input data must have been invalid - and then the import failed part way through updating twenty odd tables, but I don't know where. This is going to take me hours to sort out!
Boss Type: Well we need this sorted asap! I don't care if you have to work 'til midnight!
Cleaning Lady** [passing by, busy hoovering]: Sounds to me like you should have used a transaction...

[Exeunt stage left martin_hughes, chortling]

* I assume he is, he looks like one, at any rate.
** Added under poetic licence for comedy reasons.

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